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A guy goes to the Local Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?' He answers 'Yes - caffeine' 'Have you ever been in the services?' 'Yes,'… Read More
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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
A guy goes to the Local Council to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'

He answers 'Yes - caffeine'


'Have you ever been in the services?'

'Yes,' he says. 'I was in service for two years.'


The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?

The guy says, 'Yes ...a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'


The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now.

Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM.

You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'


The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?' '


'This is a council job,' the interviewer says.

'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our b****cks, not really any point in you coming in for that.'
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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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banned#1
good one!
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deadduck_145
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lush avi:thumbsup:
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deadduck_145
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LMAO :thumbsup:
#5
Really needed a chuckle today.

Many thanx
#6
loooooooooool good one
banned#7
hehe.
#8
Nice one lol
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skusey
lush avi:thumbsup:


i thought it portrayed my emotions at the time of the punchline very well:-D
#10
Nice one.

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