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Coupla football jokes

barky Avatar
6y, 6m agoPosted 6 years, 6 months ago
From tam cowans daly record column today.

"these 3d football broadcasts are a bit too realistic,I fell asleep watching a liverpool game and when I woke up someone had stolen my wallet"

"I went to my local drug dealer and asked for some crack cocaine,he apologised and explained he was a bit "theo walcott",I asked what that meant and he replied "I have a little speed and **** all else!"
barky Avatar
6y, 6m agoPosted 6 years, 6 months ago

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lol at liverpool
never thought i'd say this but come back MikeL all is forgiven

fair enough-really wish I could repeat the tiger woods one but I have a feeling the mods wouldnt like it.
PM it to me and i'll post it, i need suspending after saying mikel is funny :oops:

pm sent:whistling:
I enjoyed them all! :)
It's a long shot to get suspended for this joke but i'll give it a try :whistling:

Tiger woods is being interviewed at the masters in augusta.

interviewer asks him if he is a full member of the augusta club.

tiger replies "no,Im a country member"

woman in the crowd shouts "yes,I remember!"

I am deeply offended:whistling:

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