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Cows, Constitution, Commandments & Carlin

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1d, 1y agoPosted 1 decade, 1 year ago
Cows, Constitution, Commandments, & Carlin

COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves to their stalls---but they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS


The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians---it creates a hostile work environment!

And Last but not least.....

George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart:



"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden, too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her off to jail!"
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1d, 1y agoPosted 1 decade, 1 year ago
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