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Creation !! . . . A man said to his wife, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful at the same time." . The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful s… Read More
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9y, 1m agoPosted 9 years, 1 month ago
Creation !!


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A man said to his wife, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful at the same time."

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The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
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9y, 1m agoPosted 9 years, 1 month ago
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A boy and his father were playing ball in the front garden when the boy saw a honeybee. He ran over and stamped on it.
"Don't do that, that was a honeybee," his father said, "he wasn't doing anything to you. For killing him you will do without honey for a week."
Later the boy saw a butterfly, so he ran over and stamped on it.
"That was a butterfly," his father said, "he wasn't doing anything to you, and for killing him you will do without butter for a week."
The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. The boy eating his toast plain with no honey or butter.
Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove. His mother stamped on it.
The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or should I?"

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