So we went out to the pub on normal boys night in Chislehurst as we regularly do. (No homo)
Nearing the end of the night, the Bengal Lancer was selected as normal as the after drink curry eatery.
There were a couple of girlies. One was nice, the other quote was a bit of a moose (and clearly embarrassed at her mate). They seemed to tag along when we left uninvited. When we arrived the nice one sat with us (no one had a problem with that), while the other one annoyed other tables sitting on laps and ponsing drinks and eating whatever scraps she could. No one was on the pull. Just being sociable.
Anyway... the food turned up - and this mare decided to eat someones food whilst they were away from the table. It fact it was worse.. she just delved into anything that wasnt padlocked down. I would say, you probably know the sort....... but genuinely it took everyone by surprise.
Anyway... needless to say words were exchanged. She thought it was clever to start spitting food about. After being warned (after she'd done it numerous times) a mate said, do that again and you'll wear this curry.
So after stealing our food and drinks... she's screaming blue murder at what at happened. In the meantime she thinks its fine to go for my mate.. who ended with numerous scratches on his face and neck.
She insisted the police were called.... everyone was up for it and stayed. (The restaurant suggested we just went in case the police were stupid! We thought - no way - they'd be stupid!)
The long and the short.... the manager and the staff in the curry house... and everyone around, basically said "local tramp - trouble maker" etc....... but the tart alleged assault and the poor git is now in the cells!
Hmmm.. Tramp annoys customers... orders drinks on someones tab without permission... steals food.... spits food over all and sundry... has a mishap with a flying curry....assaults someone....cries about their £100.. oops.... £200... oops £300 jacket ... that she later tells the police is 4 years old and the poor git is arrested because an alleged assault has taken place. Hmm.. there was one.. but the wrong person (at the time of leaving) was arrested!
Great night out LOL
I wonder if he'll make the game he's refereeing tomorrow! (Com'on the wall! LOL)
Chin up mate...... Even the restaurant owners will be in court! (LOL)
What an old slapper!
How did your Friday night go?
PS you need to sort out the swear filter!!!!