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Curse needs lifting

Meangreenie Avatar
8y, 3w agoPosted 8 years, 3 weeks ago
I'm cursed for definate over the last 2 moths now. No matter what I try, however small, goes wrong. Even simple ordering off of well established big name internet retailers will go wrong.

I'm at the point where I don't want to try anything; i won't do anything wrong myself but some 'circumstance' will crop up everytime just to mock me and make my life super stressful... like canceled orders (months ago) turning up and getting charged for sending it back, giving stuff to people that for no reason inexplicably decides not to work, over and over not just the once. It's become a full time job just correcting all the errors which are not even my errors.

So if there's any good witches/wizards out there that could do me a favour and tell me how I can lift my curse or whip me up a potion or something, I would be most grateful.
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8y, 3w agoPosted 8 years, 3 weeks ago
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#1
alaakazammmmm alaakazooooo there will be no more curse on you *snaps fingers*

there we go all fixed :p
#2
izzy wizzy, lets get busy!

curse lifted
#3
positive thinking .....
1 Like #4
i prey

http://dinosaurfanfiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/raptor-jesus.jpg
#5
if u hit me £300 thru paypal.....ill cure it, dont listen to the fake curers above me, pm me for more details.
#6
Confess your Faith
Commit to Obedience
Confess Any Known Sins
Forgive Others
Renounce All Contact With the Occult
#7
Thanks everyone hopefully all will be well now.

@acecatcher3, unfortunately I cannot send you £300.00 becuase I'm cursed and it will go wrong, unless now I'm cured of course and then there's no need for your services.. but thx
#8
choc1969
Confess your Faith
Commit to Obedience
Confess Any Known Sins
Forgive Others
Renounce All Contact With the Occult



unfortunately I belive God is a reflection of the world or the other way round, therfore I can't see any help coming from that direction, only pain. lol
banned#9
Do a poo in an empty margarine/butter tub.

Seal the tub with sellotape so the lid's nice and tight. Set fire to the tub, make sure you do this outside.

Then, when the fire is out, take all the ashes/remains and put them in a suacepan of oil (engine oil, not cooking oil)

Boil the oil until it starts spitting and bubbling. Then when it's ready, pour it into a pair of your shoes. Any pair, even some old ones that aren't worn much anymore.

Leave the oil/shoe thing to cool for 9 hours. After it's cooled, stand outside, preferably on grass and pour the mixture straight from the shoe into your mouth. Don't drink it like it's a cup of tea, just tilt your head back and pour it straight into your mouth.

You should now be healed of your curse.
#10
DanJackson;3506060
Do a poo in an empty margarine/butter tub.

Seal the tub with sellotape so the lid's nice and tight. Set fire to the tub, make sure you do this outside.

Then, when the fire is out, take all the ashes/remains and put them in a suacepan of oil (engine oil, not cooking oil)

Boil the oil until it starts spitting and bubbling. Then when it's ready, pour it into a pair of your shoes. Any pair, even some old ones that aren't worn much anymore.

Leave the oil/shoe thing to cool for 9 hours. After it's cooled, stand outside, preferably on grass and pour the mixture straight from the shoe into your mouth. Don't drink it like it's a cup of tea, just tilt your head back and pour it straight into your mouth.

You should now be healed of your curse.

do you have bad breath?
#11
DanJackson
Do a poo in an empty margarine/butter tub.

Seal the tub with sellotape so the lid's nice and tight. Set fire to the tub, make sure you do this outside.

Then, when the fire is out, take all the ashes/remains and put them in a suacepan of oil (engine oil, not cooking oil)

Boil the oil until it starts spitting and bubbling. Then when it's ready, pour it into a pair of your shoes. Any pair, even some old ones that aren't worn much anymore.

Leave the oil/shoe thing to cool for 9 hours. After it's cooled, stand outside, preferably on grass and pour the mixture straight from the shoe into your mouth. Don't drink it like it's a cup of tea, just tilt your head back and pour it straight into your mouth.

You should now be healed of your curse.


cheers, though I might save your method as a last resort.

thx again.
#12
..................... and from this day on he lived happily ever after :) ahhhhhhhhhhh
You make your own luck buddy ;-)
#13
Meangreenie;3506059
unfortunately I belive God is a reflection of the world or the other way round, therfore I can't see any help coming from that direction, only pain. lol


need to dance anti-clockwise around a young willow tree on a full moon
#14
Well I'm off out to sort some **** out again, I'll report back later if all the traffic lights were red, etc
#15
choc1969;3506089
need to dance anti-clockwise around a young willow tree on a full moon

is that with poo and oil?
banned#16
acecatcher3;3506034
if u hit me £300 thru paypal.....ill cure it, dont listen to the fake curers above me, pm me for more details.


All dealings have to be done on the thread


REPORTED

Enjoy your suspension
#17
raptorcigs;3506106
is that with poo and oil?


no.....but you need to be naked, forgot that vital part :thumbsup:
banned#18
choc1969;3506125
no.....but you need to be naked, forgot that vital part :thumbsup:


Next time you do this give me a shout...I would be interested to see this...
#19
Find a virgin (not easy I know) and sacrifice her. Always works for me.
#20
ODB_69;3506139
Next time you do this give me a shout...I would be interested to see this...


you'd have to join in, be at one with nature :thumbsup:
#21
choc1969
no.....but you need to be naked, forgot that vital part :thumbsup:


Oh yeh, keeping it above gutter level again, I see. :whistling:
#22
ps ive reported u for being that rhouga or whatever his name is....

this is low..

taking over someone elses account just to list ur problems
banned#23
choc1969;3506154
you'd have to join in, be at one with nature :thumbsup:


If you wanna see me bits dangling thats up to you I dont mind....


maybe better to do it in more intimate surroundings though as its my first time...


Jacuzzi??
#24
jellybaby22
but I dont want to be sacrificed.....:whistling::-D


Mmmmm. I'm guessing that you may not be truthing :roll:
#25
you cannot sacrifice me as i is onwy wittle babyz
http://bp1.blogger.com/_L8-GitdTG04/SCav9YJM30I/AAAAAAAAAKA/w3F2sBNCnS8/s400/raptor-jesusthumbnail.jpg
#26
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> magical sexy chat going on in this thread ... on a Wednesday afternoon... what is this world coming to :p
#27
ODB_69
If you wanna see me bits dangling thats up to you I dont mind....


maybe better to do it in more intimate surroundings though as its my first time...


Jacuzzi??


Don't forget the SB&C :w00t:
#28
snowtiger
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> magical sexy chat going on in this thread ... on a Wednesday afternoon... what is this world coming to :p


A re-enactment of Boogie Nights, starring ODB, choc69 and jellybaby. Awaiting response from ODB............
banned#29
kyalion;3506227
A re-enactment of Boogie Nights, starring ODB, choc69 and jellybaby. Awaiting response from ODB............



BINGO BANGO!


Whos wearing the rollerskates?



Can I have a dodgy 70's tache?
#30
ODB_69;3506251
BINGO BANGO!


Whos wearing the rollerskates?



Can I have a dodgy 70's tache?


Now that would just be too unlucky :o, water, roller blades and a tache
#31
choc1969
Now that would just be too unlucky :o, water, roller blades and a tache


My camera is waterproof fortunately :w00t:
#32
jellybaby22
:? Im glad I have nno idea wat your talking about...but really me and your fantasies seem to go hand in hand:-D


Yeh, baby :p
#33
jellybaby22
:? Im glad I have nno idea wat your talking about...but really me and your fantasies seem to go hand in hand:-D


You mean you've never had the pleasure of watching Boogie Nights. OMG !!!!!!
banned#34
#35
Enter a trade with ryouga, you gotta come off best with him.
#36
jellybaby22
;-)




noooooo should I have ??? :-D




How much time do you two actually spend together watching DVD's ?
#37


I asked admin on here if I could change my name to Dirk Diggler a few months back.
Computer says NO. :x
#38
jellybaby22
like I would watch dvds with him...can think of much better stuff to do :whistling:


Washing, ironing, cooking etc........... :-D:whistling:
banned#39
jellybaby22;3506402
like I would watch dvds with him...can think of much better stuff to do :whistling:


Innit!

kyalion;3506409
I asked admin on here if I could change my name to Dirk Diggler a few months back.
Computer says NO. :x


OWNED


kyalion;3506421
Washing, ironing, cooking etc........... :-D:whistling:



OWNED

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