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Curtain Twitching

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My neighbours hubby is away today,earlier this evening a man arrived with a bottle of wine and he hasn't left yet and there's no lights on now. I wonder if he's sleeping on the sofa,hmmmmmm Read More
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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
My neighbours hubby is away today,earlier this evening a man arrived with a bottle of wine and he hasn't left yet and there's no lights on now.

I wonder if he's sleeping on the sofa,hmmmmmm
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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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#1
aren't you nebby!
#2
Take some photos
banned#3
ooow gossip
#4
I don't know what nebby means but i can hazard a guess,hence the title! llol
#5
Yeah, but where's her hubby? Ooooooohhhhh!
#6
deb8z
I don't know what nebby means but i can hazard a guess,hence the title! llol


nebby = nosey! :)
#7
I don't need to hoover it as its empty ya eejit!
#8
go knock on door and find out
#9
go listen through her letterbox for any signs of adultery and report back

you'll need to wear dark clothing in case your other neighbours are curtain twitching too lol
#10
choc1969
go listen through her letterbox for any signs of adultery and report back

you'll need to wear dark clothing in case your other neighbours are curtain twitching too lol



She wont notice she'll be busy:whistling:
#11
ring the house phone..
#12
choc1969
go listen through her letterbox for any signs of adultery and report back

you'll need to wear dark clothing in case your other neighbours are curtain twitching too lol


or wear white clothing if its snowing
#13
Drive a car and park it outside her house, walk up to the door really noisily and rattle some keys, she'll be scared her husband's come home. That might be amusing.
#14
ding;4254833
or wear white clothing if its snowing


didn't think of that

i'd be a carp stalker :w00t:
#15
the porter
if he was that hairy you can gam on there will still be some, a standard hoover wont get rid of them now a dyson ball will get rid of them no problem even if they are still there from 1999 ;-)



Trust me there isnt any AND my new one is a Dyson ball and its not picking up,so dont mention it arrghhh
#16
angelfairee
Drive a car and park it outside her house, walk up to the door really noisily and rattle some keys, she'll be scared her husband's come home. That might be amusing.



OMG i really did (lol)at that:thumbsup:

The bloke is parked outside her house thats how i saw him in the first place,took him ages parking!!
#17
hahaha gossip.. u never know i guess!
#18
choc1969
didn't think of that

i'd be a carp stalker :w00t:


Agreed!!!! :-D

Hi there! ;-)
#19
the porter
its probably blocked up with hairs ;-)


Yes,mine,from my head i mean lol
#20
i have long hair it gets wrapped around the roller on the Dyson,anyway,shurrup you,you're being facetious:roll:
#21
deb8z;4254873
i have long hair it gets wrapped around the roller on the Dyson,anyway,shurrup you,you're being facetious:roll:


Don't hoover your head then!
#22
dmh77;4254855
Agreed!!!! :-D

Hi there! ;-)


Hi hun :)
#23
I once got my hair caught in the Dyson,but thats another story!
banned#24
personally I'd be in bed gettin down with my OH rather than watching someone else's love life





speaks volumes
#25
ODB_69
personally I'd be in bed gettin down with my OH rather than watching someone else's love life





speaks volumes


I've asked you not to address me as you seem to have some sort of problem with me,so why post here,that speaks volumes about you,now run along.
#26
ODB_69;4254919
personally I'd be in bed gettin down with my OH rather than watching someone else's love life





speaks volumes


But you're not Chris. You're on the internet writing in a thread about someone who is writing about watching someone else.

Please turn down the volume :thumbsup:
#27
donnydude
But you're not Chris. You're on the internet writing in a thread about someone who is writing about watching someone else.

Please turn down the volume :thumbsup:


Loving your work, can I get an autograph?
#28
From now on ODB i shan't rise to your petty remarks.
#29
deb8z
From now on ODB i shan't rise to your petty remarks.


:thumbsup:
#30
angelfairee;4254932
Loving your work, can I get an autograph?


Yeah sure. Only if I can write where Luke left his mark :)
#31
ODB_69;4254955
Hardly petty just how I see it...I filled my boots last night, just on the casual scene at the mo...




AF...I feel like I'm losing you


Maybe you should try finding yourself a lady mate. Saves cleaning your boots out in the morning :thinking:
#32
donnydude
Yeah sure. Only if I can write where Luke left his mark :)


A welcome replacement!

ODB_69
Hardly petty just how I see it...I filled my boots last night, just on the casual scene at the mo...




AF...I feel like I'm losing you


I'm confused at the inference that you ever had me to begin with.
banned#33
donnydude;4254964
Maybe you should try finding yourself a lady mate. Saves cleaning your boots out in the morning :thinking:


eugh..shoe fetish...SICK lol


I prefer variety basically Donny....


PLUS less nagging and cheaper :-D
#34
if u have no heart debez u shud just wait till u see ur neighbour with her husband, walk over and ask her who the "dishy looking guy was going into ur house on sunday evening" then add "is it ur brother" just so it doesnt look like ur intentionally dropping her in it.
#35
Oooo put a glass to the wall n listen hehe
#36
Look Here Debs If I Want To Visit Sassie I Will

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