This made me giggle so thought i'd share :)
A man was packing for his business trip while his 3 year old daughter played happily on the bed. At one point she said, " Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, he reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in his mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," and pretended to eat them.
He went back to his packing, looked up again and his daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
He said, "What's wrong, honey?"
"What happened to my booger?"