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skusey Avatar
8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
A man walks in to a pub with a 6ft strip of tarmac....goes to the bar...."erm, I'll have a pint of lager and one for the road"

Did you hear about the bloke who was hit by a train?
He was chuffed to bits!

We bring you the news that BA will not be making any flights from the UK.
BA announced earlier "i ain't gettin' on no goddamn plane you crazy fool".
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8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
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#1
Not very good.... I am dissapointed in you. Your pic is funny but your jokes are not
#2
Quite amusing in their awfulness.:whistling:
#3
They do make you .....groan out loud!!:roll:
#4
badmanmeow
Not very good.... I am dissapointed in you. Your pic is funny but your jokes are not


not the best are they?
#5
Superb! Loved them. We have spent the last 5 mins seeing who can do the best BA impression
#6
I have just PML at the BA one (although I have just finished a bottle of wine)
:-D
#7
Husband and wife drive over a skunk in the road, they both jump out of the car to check on the poor animal. Wife "quick pick it up, it's still breathing we'll get it to the vet."
Husband "we had better keep it warm, sit with it between your legs."
Wife " but what about the smell?, it'll stink"
Husband " just put your hand over it's nose then!"
#8
I liked the BA one :giggle:

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