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Dance anyone ????

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8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
The 60's>>
It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of
1960 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived
at her house and rang the bell.
'Oh, come on in!' Peggy Sue's mother said as she
welcomed Fred in. 'Have a seat in the living room.
Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?'
'Iced tea, please,' Fred said. Mom brought the
iced tea

'So, what are you and Peggy planning to do
tonight?' she asked.*

'Oh, probably catch a movie, then maybe grab a
bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on
the beach
'Peggy likes to screw, you know,' Mom informed him.*

'Really?' Fred asked, eyebrows rose.*

'Oh yes,' the mother continued. 'When she goes out
with her friends, that's all they do!'*

'Is that so?' asked Fred, incredulous.*

'Yes,' said the mother. 'As a matter of fact,
she'd screw all night if we let her!'*

'Well, thanks for the tip!' Fred said as he began
thinking about alternate plans for the evening.*

A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs
looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse
and a hoop skirt, and with her hair tied back in a
bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.*

'Have fun, kids!' the mother said as they left.*

Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy
Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door
behind her.*

'Twist, Mom!' she angrily yelled to her mother in
the kitchen. 'The Twist, Dammit! It's called the
Twist
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8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
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#1
:giggle:
#2
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#3
snowtiger
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/lol-47983.jpg


Nuff cute.
#4
I love it, I was wondering what the outcome was going to be ... wonderful, only hope mom didn't have to kill Fred
#5
timeless joke !!!! made me chuckle

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