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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. …
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7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom
cupboard
to watch.



The woman's husband also comes home. she puts her lover in the cupboard, not

realising that the little boy is in there already.



The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The man says, 'Yes, it is.'



Boy - 'I have a football.'

Man - 'That's nice.'



Boy - 'Want to buy it?'

Man - 'No, thanks.'



Boy - 'My dad's outside.'

Man - 'OK, how much?'

Boy - '£250'



In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in

the cupboard together.



Boy - 'Dark in here.'

man - 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have football boots.'

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'



Boy - '£750'

man - 'Sold.'



A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots and
football, let's
go outside and have a game of soccer.



The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'

The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'

Boy -'£1,000.'



The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.

That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church

and make you confess.'



They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the

confession booth and he closes the door.



The boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The priest says, 'Don't start that **** again. You're in my cupboard now'
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7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
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#1
lol!...
#2
lol i like it :thumbsup:
#3
Quality :)
#4
lol :thumbsup:
#5
..:lol:
#6
lol :) I did not get it at first...so the priest is the lover? (am I being dumb?)
#7
Awesome. lol
#8
bargainhunter2009
lol :) I did not get it at first...so the priest is the lover? (am I being dumb?)


:lol: it's an easy mistake :whistling: :p
#9
lfc_engravedonheart
:lol: it's an easy mistake :whistling: :p


Lol @ me!
#10
bargainhunter2009
Lol @ me!


awwww nah i have more blonde moments than marilyn monroe :lol:
#11
lfc_engravedonheart
awwww nah i have more blonde moments than marilyn monroe :lol:


Thanks hun!
#12
bargainhunter2009
Thanks hun!


np lol

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