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De-bloating.

angelfairee Avatar
6y, 10m agoPosted 6 years, 10 months ago
Waaaaah. My friend has decided we're going out tonight and I've just eaten bread and now am the approximate size of a small whale.

Help meeeeee, I need to stop being so bloated in the next...2 hours.

IDEAS, GO.
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6y, 10m agoPosted 6 years, 10 months ago
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#1
take a dump ?
#2
Not sure but have a whale of a time :thumbsup:
#3
Indigestion tabs - rennies etc. Or eat something peppermint.
#4
transit
Not sure but have a tail of a time :thumbsup:


:w00t::w00t:
#5
Big suckky in pants!
#6
Get someone to lie on your stomach.
#7
try release a huge big fart
#8
Try and go for a poo if you can, and take some anti-acids (as many help with bloating).

Windeezes tablets are good as well as they do the same.
#9
bossyboots
take a dump ?


I don't need to go!

BabySmurfette
Indigestion tabs - rennies etc. Or eat something peppermint.


The only thing minty I have is chewing gum :?
#10
Take your head for a squeeze
#11
http://www.foodintol.com/images/arcade/Feeling%20bloated.jpeg
#12
BabySmurfette
Big suckky in pants!


If I have to resort to this, I will. I'd rather not though. No one will love me if I look like I'm pregnant and I'm wearing Bridget Jones pants.

thesaint
Get someone to lie on your stomach.


Are you offering?

bossyboots
try release a huge big fart


Look bossy, I'm trying to maintain a ladylike image here...you're really not helping me!

Carley
christ, how much bread have you eaten to feel so bloated?


2 pieces.
#13
Lol you wont notice if your out will you ?
#14
dcx_badass
Drink a glass of salt water.


STOP TRYING TO KILL ME.

aah96
Lol you wont notice if your out will you ?


Yes. It will be all I think about...it will CONSUME MY LIFE.
#15
you feel bloated off 2 slices of bread lol, what have you eaten the rest of the day? i would have to eat like 10 slices before i would feel bloated infact i would probably still want to eat something else.
banned#16
Sex :giggle:
#17
DLM
Sex :giggle:


before or after the dump?:oops:
#18
Give chewing gum a try - mint is good for indigestion.
#19
dcx_badass
It won't kill you, you'll just throw up the bread.


I don't want to throw up!

greyparrot
you feel bloated off 2 slices of bread lol, what have you eaten the rest of the day? i would have to eat like 10 slices before i would feel bloated infact i would probably still want to eat something else.


I ate a sausage and some cucumber with it.

DLM
Sex :giggle:


Do you really think I will be able to find someone who wants to have sex with me when I look like a pregnant hippo?!?!?! GOD.
#20
plumberman01
before or after the dump?:oops:


:lol::lol: see it wasnt that bad was it !!!!!
#21
angelfairee


Do you really think I will be able to find someone who wants to have sex with me when I look like a pregnant hippo?!?!?! GOD.


just wait for the offers.......
#22
dcx_badass
Stop whining then!


Shut up! :x

Okay I found 2 Rennie things and ate those. And I'm chewing gum. I don't need to do a poo.

Anything else?!
#23
bossyboots
:lol::lol: see it wasnt that bad was it !!!!!


no it was my first thought but i thought AF was too much of a lady to suggest something like that...so i suggested she get drunk and wouldnt notice her gut any more:w00t:
#24
andymack
just wait for the offers.......


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EcYLui_6qNs/ScOLcCZoHxI/AAAAAAAABZw/ekms0SexfeU/s400/tumbleweed.jpg
banned#25
plumberman01
before or after the dump?:oops:


Not sure whether before or after would be better
#26
plumberman01
no it was my first thought but i thought AF was too much of a lady to suggest something like that...so i suggested she get drunk and wouldnt notice her gut any more:w00t:


I like you.
banned#27
angelfairee
Do you really think I will be able to find someone who wants to have sex with me when I look like a pregnant hippo?!?!?! GOD.


They are not fussy on here :-D
#28
Lie on your stomach for a while, might push any *ahem* wind out!

Oh, and stop worrying and have a good time! Wish i was out tonight :(
banned#29
angelfairee
Shut up! :x

Okay I found 2 Rennie things and ate those. And I'm chewing gum. I don't need to do a poo.

Anything else?!


Exercise :thumbsup:
#30
banned#31
bossyboots
take a dump ?


:-D
#32
DLM
They are not fussy on here :-D


How rude.

BabySmurfette
Lie on your stomach for a while, might push any *ahem* wind out!

Oh, and stop worrying and have a good time! Wish i was out tonight :(


Okay I'll try that as well. Bleurghh.

DLM
Exercise :thumbsup:


I've already been to the gym today, what more do you want from me?!

livingthelife07


If you read that thread I think you'll find a post by me that says I have no gag reflex anyway so that's no help!
banned#33
angelfairee
How rude. I've already been to the gym today, what more do you want from me?!


It wasn't aimed at you, sorry :oops:

Just go out and enjoy yourself :thumbsup:
#34
angelfairee

If you read that thread I think you'll find a post by me that says I have no gag reflex anyway so that's no help!


Nice :thumbsup:

That's going to be useful when we finally hook up :whistling:
#35
thesaint
Get someone to lie on your stomach.


angelfairee

Are you offering?


I'm washing my hair tonight.
#36
CFC_Mark
Nice :thumbsup:

That's going to be useful when we finally hook up :whistling:


You're 17!
#37
Lol at some suggestions in this thread!
#38
angelfairee
You're 17!


:roll: age aint nothing but a number

and Im 18 :x
#39
CFC_Mark
:roll: age aint nothing but a number

and Im 18 :x


No you're not! You're 17!
#40
angelfairee
No you're not! You're 17!


:roll: If you say so

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