I would like to thank you for declaring me your enemy. Finally I have something to live for, namely war. I do wonder why you chose me as your enemy. Perhaps it was because of a single brief encounter we had one night, no not by the public toilets. The night I jokingly said a number of things towards you and with you, that not even an inebriated liverpudlian would find offensive. If that is the reason, then you are less bright than I first thought and have given you credit for. I initially accepted you as being as bright as a smashed light bulb, now I'm thinking you are as bright as soot.
Obviously, I could have shortened thread by using your native language. As you can see I have chosen not to.