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Dear Wife/ Sweetheart/Girl Friend/ Partner/whomever it may concern,

skusey Avatar
6y, 9m agoPosted 6 years, 9 months ago
1. Between 11 June and 11 July 2010, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World of Soccer, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell on the floor....It won't happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on (excluding your body parts), and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, it's only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the half time scores is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again, Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:

a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch?" because, the reply will be, "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because before and after this comes the Champions League, Premier League, Italian League, Spanish League, KPL, FA Cup, Euro Cup, etc.

P/S

By the way if you get stuck on the road call the Police or AA.

Thank you for your cooperation.
skusey Avatar
6y, 9m agoPosted 6 years, 9 months ago
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#1
at the last european championships,I went to put a coupon on at the bookies-mrs barky asked if she could have a bet on the tournament winner. She gave me a fiver and told me to put it on brazil!-nuff said:whistling:
#2
barky
at the last european championships,I went to put a coupon on at the bookies-mrs barky asked if she could have a bet on the tournament winner. She gave me a fiver and told me to put it on brazil!-nuff said:whistling:


sounds familiar, I would have backed Chelsea:whistling: myself
#3
barky
at the last european championships,I went to put a coupon on at the bookies-mrs barky asked if she could have a bet on the tournament winner. She gave me a fiver and told me to put it on brazil!-nuff said:whistling:


so you went to the pub and bought yourself a beer and told the mrs you put her bet on? good man!! :thumbsup:
banned#4
You come up with that yourself Skusey?
#5
master_chief
You come up with that yourself Skusey?


of course:whistling:
#6
I,m in sunny cyprus 4 days into the tournament, cant wait nothing better than going abroad to watch the footie. big outside screens, warm weather and cold beers and some great atmosphere.

hope they have the game on the plane....................
#7
this is the same in our household except me being the wifey loves the Workld Cup and hubbie hates footie!! Oh well!
#8
I see the prat spammers are in.
#9
I like your rules, skusey. I like being single myself.
#10
skusey
I see the prat spammers are in.


they must be doing overtime tonight as most threads ive looked at tonight have been spammed :thinking:

im guessing the mods know who they are,so why not name & shame them :x

no footie for me, ideal oppertunity to go fishing me thinks :thumbsup: I'll join the other guy in Dorset who dos'nt like it.
#11
Mods, please unexpire.
Trolls are crying as per...http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk10/pauls7010/ATT16418.jpg
#12
richp
they must be doing overtime tonight as most threads ive looked at tonight have been spammed :thinking:

im guessing the mods know who they are,so why not name & shame them :x

no footie for me, ideal oppertunity to go fishing me thinks :thumbsup: I'll join the other guy in Dorset who dos'nt like it.


stain/BJ1/VD1, the usual :thumbsup:
#13
Thanks for unspamming mods, Internet = serious business
#14
And I thought romance was dead!
#15
lisa581
And I thought romance was dead!


It isn't, it just takes a back seat when the football is on!

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