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Deep thoughts for those who take life way too seriously

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1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like......night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 4. Remember, half the people you know are below a… Read More
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9y, 2m agoPosted 9 years, 2 months ago
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like......night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

4. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

5. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

6. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

7. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

8. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

9. How many of you believe in psycho kinesis?...Raise my hand.

10. OK...so what's the speed of dark?

11. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

12. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

13. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

14. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

15. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

16. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

17. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

18. Just remember---if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

19. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

20. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of Jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow .


I take no credit for this other than passing it into the ether for you to enjoy (or not). All credits should go to Windy xx
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9y, 2m agoPosted 9 years, 2 months ago
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#1
sooooooooo funny -
#2
GREAT!! http://www.forumsextreme.com/imgs1/sHa_yes2.gif
#3
Brilliant, would vote Hot if there was a button !
#4
10. OK...so what's the speed of dark?


not sure of the exact figure, but it is faster than the speed of light.

you see, no matter how fast light travels, dark has always got there first and is waiting for it.
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PapaSmurf
not sure of the exact figure, but it is faster than the speed of light.

you see, no matter how fast light travels, dark has always got there first and is waiting for it.


Sounds like Chuck Norris.
#6
haha very nice. Didnt get number 10 tho *doh?*
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Cyrus
haha very nice. Didnt get number 10 tho *doh?*


You are obviously a number 19.
#8
haha nice one
#9
PapaSmurf
not sure of the exact figure, but it is faster than the speed of light.

you see, no matter how fast light travels, dark has always got there first and is waiting for it.
famous terry pratchett quote that, you beat me to it!
#10
JDeal;1870159
You are obviously a number 19.


i kept reading that as speed of light ! Grrrr
#11
Hahahaha. Some serious questions to think about there......
#12
Very good!! :thumbsup:
#13
great! works well on my cynical days ...

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