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desperately needed to break wind.

martin17 Avatar
7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago
My mate was in the pub yesterday when he suddenly realized he desperately needed to break wind.
The music was really, really loud, so he timed his farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, he started to feel better. He finished his pint and noticed that everybody was staring at him.





Then he suddenly remembered that he was listening to his iPod.
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7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago
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#1
lmao

this isn't for real though is it?
#2
haha!!! real?!?!
#3
Butterflies
lmao

this isn't for real though is it?

Remember I do run a pub and these things do happen:thumbsup:
#4
I guess I didn't figure in the power of booze!
banned#5
haha quality
#6
hehe:giggle:
#7
i remember years ago my brother did the same thing when we was living at home well he was listening to his stereo through headphones and deceided to let one go my nan and her man friend was not amused i my self found it very funny
#8
LOL, nice one :thumbsup:
#9
I was on a course a few months ago and at the end was a group relaxation session, tense your shoulders and hold for three, two, one... now relax, moved around body parts doing the same technique when about halfway through it was the buttocks, then came the relax them part when I nicely timed it (or so it seemed) paaaarp, it was one of those ones what appear from nowhere unannounced and really loud amplified by one of those hideous hard plastic chairs and a silent room, at this point the relaxation section had to end due to laughter all around and no-one knew who dunnit, apart from my OH who knew by my grin.

Personally I reckon the group laughter gave more relaxation all round, it was one of those occasions when just as everyone started to get a grip someone would start laughing again and set us all off again.
#10
starsparkle2311
nice one martin:-D


Oi sparkle no....
#11
harlzter
I was on a course a few months ago and at the end was a group relaxation session, tense your shoulders and hold for three, two, one... now relax, moved around body parts doing the same technique when about halfway through it was the buttocks, then came the relax them part when I nicely timed it (or so it seemed) paaaarp, it was one of those ones what appear from nowhere unannounced and really loud amplified by one of those hideous hard plastic chairs and a silent room, at this point the relaxation section had to end due to laughter all around and no-one knew who dunnit, apart from my OH who knew by my grin.

Personally I reckon the group laughter gave more relaxation all round, it was one of those occasions when just as everyone started to get a grip someone would start laughing again and set us all off again.


you got me laughing too:giggle:
#12
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
#13
harlzter
it was one of those occasions when just as everyone started to get a grip someone would start laughing again and set us all off again.


You've got me laughing anyway... :-D

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