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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go ?

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6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go ?

Wonder no more ! ! !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:


"Freeze a jolly good fellow"

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

"Then they kick him in the ice hole."



You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you!
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6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
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#1
incorrect, they eat them
#2
numptyj
incorrect, they eat them


I preferred the "Freeze a jolly good fellow" version
#3
its a slippery slope
#4
Alfonse
its a slippery slope


can we now take a beak from the silly jokes please!
banned#5
Having never been to Antarctica I have never wondered why I hadn't seen dead penguins on the ice.

Also, you do realise penguins don't really exist don't you?
#6
DanJackson
Having never been to Antarctica I have never wondered why I hadn't seen dead penguins on the ice.

Also, you do realise penguins don't really exist don't you?


Except for Batmans enemy!
#7
Polar bears can eat up to 20 penguins a day so not surprising you cant find any ready meals lying about there


:)
#8
Bully
can we now take a beak from the silly jokes please!


hush your beak
[helper]#9
Bully
Polar bears can eat up to 20 penguins a day
:)


Not in the Antarctic.......:thumbsup:
#10
i liked it!!
#11
numptyj
incorrect, they eat them


How do thet get the wrappers off ??
#12
Humphman
How do thet get the wrappers off ??


Vanilla Ice is on standby cos he's quick and nimble

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