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Difference between Guts & Nuts

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8y, 3w agoPosted 8 years, 3 weeks ago
There is a medical distinction.
We've all heard about people having guts or just nuts but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''

Nuts - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the guts to say: ''You're next, fatty.''

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both result in an untimely death of the speaker.
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8y, 3w agoPosted 8 years, 3 weeks ago
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#1
looooooool
#2
Skusey,
you need to practise your searches. :thumbsup:


http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/222473/guts-vs-balls/
#3
nearly 4 months ago!

wasnt even a member bk then
#4
Jumpingphil
Skusey,
you need to practise your searches. :thumbsup:


http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/222473/guts-vs-balls/


wasn't funny the first time.
#5
black gerbil1
wasn't funny the first time.

only cos you dont understand, bra

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk10/pauls7010/3227751150.jpg
#6
oldie, but still amusing lol

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