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[mod] 6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
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50°F
People in Southern England turn on the central heating
People in Edinburgh put out bedding plants

40°F
Southerners shiver uncontrollably
Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs

35°F
Cars in the South of England refuse to start
People in Falkirk drive with their windows down

20°F
Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats
Aberdonian men throw on a t-shirt; girls start wearing mini-skirts

15°F
Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent
People from Dundee swim in the River Tay at Broughty Ferry

0°F
Life in the South grinds to a halt
Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold

-10°F
Life in the South ceases to exist
People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket

-80°F
Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on
Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers

-100°F
Santa Claus abandons North Pole
People in Stirling put on their 'long johns'

-173°F
Alcohol freezes
Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut

-297°F
Microbial life starts to disappear
The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold hands

-460°F
All atomic motion stops
Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands

-500°F
Hell freezes over
Scotland will support England in the World cup
#2
lol-one slight innacuracy tho-no Glaswegian would EVER sunbathe on the beach at largs-ayr yes,largs no-largs could be slightly improved by dropping an atomic bomb on it.
#3
I smiled :)
#4
-600F Old Firm supporters put their T shirts back on during the match
#5
goonertillidie

-460°F
All atomic motion stops
Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands

-500°F
Hell freezes over
Scotland will support England in the World cup


Not to be needlessly pedantic or anything, but seeing as how -459.67f is absolute zero and it's impossible under the currently understood laws of physics to get any colder, does that mean that I should give up hope with my countryfolk and find somewhere more sporting to live? It's just, if it takes a rewriting of the universe's physical laws for these stubborn pricks to just get along, I think I might be onto a loser here.
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dxx
Not to be needlessly pedantic or anything, but seeing as how -459.67f is absolute zero and it's impossible under the currently understood laws of physics to get any colder, does that mean that I should give up hope with my countryfolk and find somewhere more sporting to live? It's just, if it takes a rewriting of the universe's physical laws for these stubborn pricks to just get along, I think I might be onto a loser here.


Good point. :thumbsup::-D
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dxx
Not to be needlessly pedantic or anything, but seeing as how -459.67f is absolute zero and it's impossible under the currently understood laws of physics to get any colder, does that mean that I should give up hope with my countryfolk and find somewhere more sporting to live? It's just, if it takes a rewriting of the universe's physical laws for these stubborn pricks to just get along, I think I might be onto a loser here.


Unfortunately, they are not that smart to understand the laws of physics, so yes, I think you're on to a loser.

I wonder what temperature it is in South Africa ATM.

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