This smartly dressed young girl cam into my office today, asked a few questions and then asked to use the toilet. When she came out I noticed she hadnt flushed or washed her hands and she said thanks and left. Because she hadnt flushed I went to the toilet to see what she had been up to and down the bog was the longest, fattest turd I have ever seen. It was like a miniature daschund. The weirdest thing was that there was no loo roll down the bog I think she might have wiped her bum and took everything away with her. The worst thing was I had to get rid of it cos I didnt want my boss to think I had done it.
I am still in shock how could anyone let alone a woman do that? I am also starting to think I am cursed when it comes to people liking to do fat stinky turds wherever I work dont ask!