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Dirty cow does mega turd in my office.

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This smartly dressed young girl cam into my office today, asked a few questions and then asked to use the toilet. When she came out I noticed she hadnt flushed or washed her hands and she said thanks … Read More
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8y, 3w agoPosted 8 years, 3 weeks ago
This smartly dressed young girl cam into my office today, asked a few questions and then asked to use the toilet. When she came out I noticed she hadnt flushed or washed her hands and she said thanks and left. Because she hadnt flushed I went to the toilet to see what she had been up to and down the bog was the longest, fattest turd I have ever seen. It was like a miniature daschund. The weirdest thing was that there was no loo roll down the bog I think she might have wiped her bum and took everything away with her. The worst thing was I had to get rid of it cos I didnt want my boss to think I had done it.
I am still in shock how could anyone let alone a woman do that? I am also starting to think I am cursed when it comes to people liking to do fat stinky turds wherever I work dont ask!
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8y, 3w agoPosted 8 years, 3 weeks ago
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#1
wow u serious...thats well nasty
banned#2
how do you notice that a woman hasnt flushed the loo?

You should have photographed it and sent it to ratemypoo
#3
?????????????????
#4
or maybe someone else did it and she was like YUCK so legged it. sounds more plausible
banned#5
im stil lmao @ the title. not got round to readin the rest

BRB
#6
H_K
how do you notice that a woman hasnt flushed the loo?

You should have photographed it and sent it to ratemypoo


I noticed cos i sit about 5 yards away from the loo
#7
H_K;4831713
how do you notice that a woman hasnt flushed the loo?

You should have photographed it and sent it to ratemypoo

lol....pmsl.....:-D
#8
Why would you check the toilet for a turd?
If she had just took a dump, surely it smelt?


What the deuce!
#9
lol ....REPPED!
#10
thesaint
Why would you check the toilet for a turd?


maybe thats why his office is so close to loo.....cos hes the crap-checker
1 Like #11
lucky for you she wasn't on the the blob as well......
#12
magicbeans
or maybe someone else did it and she was like YUCK so legged it. sounds more plausible


no cos i had mopped the floor about half an hour before and poured the dirty water down the loo and my boss was out and I was the only other person in today.
banned#13
thesaint
Why would you check the toilet for a turd?


Feelin Peckish
#14
seriously women dont go toilet just to relieve themselves...maybe she had to adjust her skirt or something.... doesnt sound like it was her.
#15
ur office is not the toilet is it ?
#16
Tash1978
no cos i had mopped the floor about half an hour before and poured the dirty water down the loo and my boss was out and I was the only other person in today.


ohh.....so no other reasons...hmmm..... thats odd!
#17
thesaint
Why would you check the toilet for a turd?
If she had just took a dump, surely it smelt?


What the deuce!


because somebody used the loo in another place i worked and smeared their peanutty turd all around the bowl so now i'm a bit paranoid.
#18
Wow. There's a toilet in your office?
banned#19
awww magicbeans I love your faith in humanity! its mega cute lol. I know what you mean maybe she wanted to powder her nose!
#20
thesaint;4831732
Why would you check the toilet for a turd?
If she had just took a dump, surely it smelt?


What the deuce!

?????????????????????
A woman's poo doesn't smell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

unless it's Fosters!
#21
Tash1978
because somebody used the loo in another place i worked and smeared their peanutty turd all around the bowl so now i'm a bit paranoid.


The op is obsessed with poo:?
#22
http://www.cleanmpg.com/photos/data/501/cat_toilet.jpg
banned#23
This thread has been flagged appropriately.

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#24
Tash1978
because somebody used the loo in another place i worked and smeared their peanutty turd all around the bowl so now i'm a bit paranoid.


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww! nasty! so glad son has peanut allergy and i wont be bringing peanut butter in house again!!

H_K
awww magicbeans I love your faith in humanity! its mega cute lol. I know what you mean maybe she wanted to powder her nose!


haha..... im always the idiot on the other end who gets caught in awkard situations so like to think of all plausible reasons for why she would have crapped and legged it
#25
bargainbetty
?????????????????????
A woman's poo doesn't smell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

unless it's Fosters!


From the opening post:

people liking to do [COLOR="Red"]fat stinky turds[/COLOR] wherever I work


Tash1978
because somebody used the loo in another place i worked and smeared their peanutty turd all around the bowl so now i'm a bit paranoid.


Do these turds appear after you have a short blackout? You seem to be the common denominator. :thinking:
#26
seriously i cannot do a number 2 outside my house...its wrong
#27
Well that's women for you.

Turn up when they feel like, dump on you without thought for anyone else & just stroll off with dirty paws.

sheesh. typical.
#28
thesaint
From the opening post:





Do these turds appear after you have a short blackout? You seem to be the common denominator. :thinking:


LOL, yes it's me, I'm the phantom pooper.
#29
karaokecolin
Well that's women for you.

Turn up when they feel like, dump on you without thought for anyone else & just stroll off with dirty paws.

sheesh. typical.


LOL!
#30
karaokecolin, I have left a present under your nose ...................
banned#31
OMG





AAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA




Repped :lol:








http://www.skippy.net/images/roflcopter.gif
#32
I used to work on a campsite doing a bit of cleaning many years ago.

believe me, the 'ladies' loos always took longer to clean than the geezers'.

Why on a Saturday night am I typing about women's toilets.?

I need a life.
#33
karaokecolin
I used to work on a campsite doing a bit of cleaning many years ago.

believe me, the 'ladies' loos always took longer to clean than the geezers'.

Why on a Saturday night am I typing about women's toilets.?

I need a life.


OMG yes I went camping and there was a turd on the floor of the ladies. Actually, now I think about it I have so many gross turd stories I think I attract dirty turders.
#34
grex9101;4831743
lucky for you she wasn't on the the blob as well......

SERIOUSLEY I DIED WHEN I SAW THAT, REP
#35
have a crocheted poo for your troubles, wait...whut?

http://thebigpoop.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/amigurumi-crochet-poop-02.jpg
banned#36
ODB_69
OMG





AAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA




Repped :lol:







http://www.skippy.net/images/roflcopter.gif



LMFAO THAT PIC!!!!
#37
AugQX;4831980
have a crocheted poo for your troubles, wait...whut?

http://thebigpoop.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/amigurumi-crochet-poop-02.jpg

How did you get a picture of my poo???????????
#38
starsparkle2311
dauphinois potatoes


A bit specific innit??:w00t:
#39
a man once delivered a bed to my house, and asked to use the toilet, needless to say it was a ten kiloton bumsplosion, we didn't have to pay any extra tho': which was nice
#40
lmfao. That is a great story. Repped for the pure entertainment you have just gave me reading it :)

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