Just got in from the town and said to my wee bro (who is almost 14) are you gonna watch the football with me tonight? he said whos playing, i said its the european super cup, he said whats that. A look of disdain crept over my face as i had to say the Champions league winners versus the Europa league winners, so i asked once more, if he would watch it with me and he said, whos playing, i said i just told you. He then said he didnt know who won either the Champions League or the Europa league.
I swear to god he may as well just be a girl.