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DIY Colonic irrigation

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suspended4y, 2w agoPosted 4 years, 2 weeks ago
In these times of hardship I was looking for a cheap way of cleaning me pipes.

Basically If I stick a hosepipe up me bum will that do the same job that you go and pay the clinic to do?

Thanks

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suspended4y, 2w agoPosted 4 years, 2 weeks ago
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suspended 2 Likes #1
Do you think a hosepipe will be sufficient, or do you think it would be best to get one of these?

http://electricpowerwasherreviews.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/electric_power_washer.jpg
suspended#2
whatsThePoint
yeap, but don't connect the other end to a tap, pour the water in with something

Why shouldn't I connect it to a tap?
2 Likes #3
http://ravenrepublic.net/forums/images/smilies/wtf.gif
#4
As long as hose pipe ban is over where you are - use a hosepipe - carefully oO
suspended#5
chasmi49
As long as hose pipe ban is over where you are - use a hosepipe - carefully oO

Yeah I think it is. I'll double check.
suspended#6
sickly sweet
http://ravenrepublic.net/forums/images/smilies/wtf.gif

Whats up ss? :)
banned#7
after you have inserted 10 inches of hosepipe, push just over a foot of barbed wire through the hose and remove the hosepipe this will help you remove anything left behind
suspended#8
slamdunkin
after you have inserted 10 inches of hosepipe, push just over a foot of barbed wire and remove the hosepipe this will help you remove anything left behind

Thats just a silly idea.
2 Likes #9
This guy cleans pipes for free, pm me for his number
http://www.datgif.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/creepy-performance-art.gif
#10
whatsThePoint
you do know the pressure at the end of a jet wash will easily cut flesh :|

jonny is made of steel. He can handle a bit of pressure up his bum...... :p
suspended#11
spaceinvader
This guy cleans pipes for free, pm me for his number
http://www.datgif.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/creepy-performance-art.gif

I'm not letting him anywhere near my pipes, I'd end up with a **** tunnel! oO
#12
if you are serious, i'll come over and help you. X)
suspended#13
whatsThePoint
you do know the pressure at the end of a jet wash will easily cut flesh :|

Oh, Ok. Think I'll just go with the hosepipe then. Thanks. :)
#14
Somebody has posted just the thing for you ;)
suspended#16
chasmi49
Somebody has posted just the thing for you ;)

That looks just the ticket, 20 metres will be plentiful. and when I'm finished the missus can keep it for a belt :)
suspended#17
mutley1
if you are serious, i'll come over and help you. X)

Mate this ain't a joke. I don't want strange men coming round my house sticking hosepipes up me crack.
1 Like #18
jonny619447
chasmi49
Somebody has posted just the thing for you ;)

That looks just the ticket, 20 metres will be plentiful. and when I'm finished the missus can keep it for a belt :)

For that comment you may need more than colonic irrigation :D
suspended#19
Miles, what do you think?
#20
scott148
Ask Miles X)

Someone had to say it ;)
#21
jonny619447
mutley1
if you are serious, i'll come over and help you. X)

Mate this ain't a joke. I don't want strange men coming round my house sticking hosepipes up me crack.

who said i was a man? :p
would you accept the offer if i am a woman? X)
suspended#22
mutley1
jonny619447
mutley1
if you are serious, i'll come over and help you. X)

Mate this ain't a joke. I don't want strange men coming round my house sticking hosepipes up me crack.

who said i was a man? :p
would you accept the offer if i am a woman? X)

I'd find it less peverse, and probably quite enjoyable.
1 Like #23
mutley1
jonny619447
mutley1
if you are serious, i'll come over and help you. X)

Mate this ain't a joke. I don't want strange men coming round my house sticking hosepipes up me crack.

who said i was a man? :p
would you accept the offer if i am a woman? X)
Hes probably a cross dressing dog X)
1 Like #24
mutley1
jonny619447
mutley1
if you are serious, i'll come over and help you. X)

Mate this ain't a joke. I don't want strange men coming round my house sticking hosepipes up me crack.

who said i was a man? :p
would you accept the offer if i am a woman?
X)

Jury's still out on you muttles :p

ps leaving because not my sort of thread. :|

Hi jonny, bye jonny.
suspended#25
WoolyM
mutley1
jonny619447
mutley1
if you are serious, i'll come over and help you. X)

Mate this ain't a joke. I don't want strange men coming round my house sticking hosepipes up me crack.

who said i was a man? :p
would you accept the offer if i am a woman? X)
Hes probably a cross dressing dog X)

Well, I'm not thowing it a bone :D
suspended 1 Like #26
maccy1
mutley1
jonny619447
mutley1
if you are serious, i'll come over and help you. X)

Mate this ain't a joke. I don't want strange men coming round my house sticking hosepipes up me crack.

who said i was a man? :p
would you accept the offer if i am a woman?
X)

Jury's still out on you muttles :p

ps leaving because not my sort of thread. :|

Hi jonny, bye jonny.

Maccy! Don't leave so soon :D
2 Likes #27
mutley1
jonny619447
mutley1
if you are serious, i'll come over and help you.

Mate this ain't a joke. I don't want strange men coming round my house sticking hosepipes up me crack.

who said i was a man? :p
would you accept the offer if i am a woman? X)

You can be either - I'm open minded X)
1 Like #28
jonny619447
I'd find it less peverse, and probably quite enjoyable.

irrespective of whether the person that gives it to you be male or female, it is gonna hurt.
ouch. X)
#29
prunes and lots of them oOoOoO
#30
mutley1
jonny619447
I'd find it less peverse, and probably quite enjoyable.

irrespective of whether the person that gives it to you be male or female, it is gonna hurt.
ouch. X)
Dont you mean woof X)
suspended 1 Like #31
adwozere
prunes and lots of them oOoOoO

Why would I want to stick lots of prunes up me wrong-un?
1 Like #32
jonny619447
adwozere
prunes and lots of them oOoOoO

Why would I want to stick lots of prunes up me wrong-un?

HaHa HeHeHe what about this for £2.48 8 Pattern Alumium Sprayer Gun
http://www.statichukd.com/images/threads/1264242_1.jpghttp://nanciemwai.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/a1190515_1166__50841.jpg

Edited By: adwozere on Jul 12, 2012 21:38
suspended#33
adwozere
jonny619447
adwozere
prunes and lots of them oOoOoO

Why would I want to stick lots of prunes up me wrong-un?

HaHa HeHeHe what about this for £2.48 8 Pattern Alumium Sprayer Gun
http://www.statichukd.com/images/threads/1264242_1.jpg

Think the hose might work best on its own, but thanks. :D


Edited By: jonny619447 on Jul 12, 2012 21:39
suspended#34
btw has anyone done this before? does it work?
#35
jonny619447
btw has anyone done this before? does it work?

We are all waiting for you to tell us :p
1 Like #36
you need BBC
1 Like #38
as soon as i saw the title I knew I would be mentioned

The best way to do a clean out of just the first foot is an attachment for your shower head,

here is all the info you need

http://www.barebackhealth.net/health/douching.html

for practical vids pm churchy he has one and is happy to post vids of him using it
1 Like #39
Pepper your angus
1 Like #40
miles136
as soon as i saw the title I knew I would be mentioned

The best way to do a clean out of just the first foot is an attachment for your shower head,

here is all the info you need

http://www.barebackhealth.net/health/douching.html

for practical vids pm churchy he has one and is happy to post vids of him using it

Love it miles

Pay back time :D

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