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DIY Colonic irrigation

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jonny619447suspended2y, 10m agoPosted 2 years, 10 months ago
In these times of hardship I was looking for a cheap way of cleaning me pipes.

Basically If I stick a hosepipe up me bum will that do the same job that you go and pay the clinic to do?

Thanks

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jonny619447suspended2y, 10m agoPosted 2 years, 10 months ago
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jonny619447suspended 2 Likes #1
Do you think a hosepipe will be sufficient, or do you think it would be best to get one of these?

http://electricpowerwasherreviews.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/electric_power_washer.jpg
jonny619447suspended#2
whatsThePoint
yeap, but don't connect the other end to a tap, pour the water in with something

Why shouldn't I connect it to a tap?
sickly sweet 2 Likes #3
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chasmi49#4
As long as hose pipe ban is over where you are - use a hosepipe - carefully oO
jonny619447suspended#5
chasmi49
As long as hose pipe ban is over where you are - use a hosepipe - carefully oO

Yeah I think it is. I'll double check.
jonny619447suspended#6
sickly sweet
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Whats up ss? :)
slamdunkinbanned#7
after you have inserted 10 inches of hosepipe, push just over a foot of barbed wire through the hose and remove the hosepipe this will help you remove anything left behind
jonny619447suspended#8
slamdunkin
after you have inserted 10 inches of hosepipe, push just over a foot of barbed wire and remove the hosepipe this will help you remove anything left behind

Thats just a silly idea.
spaceinvader 2 Likes #9
This guy cleans pipes for free, pm me for his number
http://www.datgif.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/creepy-performance-art.gif
Mikey91#10
whatsThePoint
you do know the pressure at the end of a jet wash will easily cut flesh :|

jonny is made of steel. He can handle a bit of pressure up his bum...... :p
jonny619447suspended#11
spaceinvader
This guy cleans pipes for free, pm me for his number
http://www.datgif.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/creepy-performance-art.gif

I'm not letting him anywhere near my pipes, I'd end up with a **** tunnel! oO
mutley1#12
if you are serious, i'll come over and help you. X)
jonny619447suspended#13
whatsThePoint
you do know the pressure at the end of a jet wash will easily cut flesh :|

Oh, Ok. Think I'll just go with the hosepipe then. Thanks. :)
chasmi49#14
Somebody has posted just the thing for you ;)
jonny619447suspended#16
chasmi49
Somebody has posted just the thing for you ;)

That looks just the ticket, 20 metres will be plentiful. and when I'm finished the missus can keep it for a belt :)
jonny619447suspended#17
mutley1
if you are serious, i'll come over and help you. X)

Mate this ain't a joke. I don't want strange men coming round my house sticking hosepipes up me crack.
chasmi49 1 Like #18
jonny619447
chasmi49
Somebody has posted just the thing for you ;)

That looks just the ticket, 20 metres will be plentiful. and when I'm finished the missus can keep it for a belt :)

For that comment you may need more than colonic irrigation :D
jonny619447suspended#19
Miles, what do you think?
chasmi49#20
scott148
Ask Miles X)

Someone had to say it ;)

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