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Do you have what it takes to be a Wal-Mart greeter?

skusey Avatar
8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart
with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.

The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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#1
haha, good one! :D
#2
Could have been different fathers!
#3
maybe not slept with anyone at all!
they could have been adopted
now that's cruel :D
#4
Best story/joke EVER.

Only because I have a big woman living next door to me with 2 pain in the ar5e wanes, so I think of her when reading this.

:whistling::-D
#5
milewide
Best story/joke EVER.

Only because I have a big woman living next door to me with 2 pain in the ar5e wanes, so I think of her when reading this.

:whistling::-D


What are/is wanes?:?
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#7
skusey
What are/is wanes?:?


It's actually weans, old Scots for children. A term still frequently used by common people in Scoltand.
#8
skusey
What are/is wanes?:?


Presumably a mis-spelling of Wayne though why anyone should give both their children the same name baffles me. :thinking:
#9
tony_s1
Presumably a mis-spelling of Wayne though why anyone should give both their children the same name baffles me. :thinking:


Kerr??
#10
skusey
Kerr??


As bad as poor old Richard Head. :oops:
#11
grex9101
It's actually weans, old Scots for children. A term still frequently used by common people in Scoltand.


so says the toff with there typical toff answer. :roll:
#12
milewide
so says the toff with there typical toff answer. :roll:


I'm only speaking the truth. It's not a toff answer, it's a fact that people who use words like "weans","gads","hen" etc are generally at the lower end of the social spectrum.
A fair proportion of them probably drink Buckfast as well, nice! :thumbsup:
#13
grex9101
I'm only speaking the truth. It's not a toff answer, it's a fact that people who use words like "weans","gads","hen" etc are generally at the lower end of the social spectrum.
A fair proportion of them probably drink Buckfast as well, nice! :thumbsup:


Buckfast? Is that Scotland's version of White Lightning?
#14
tony_s1
Buckfast? Is that Scotland's version of White Lightning?


No, it's buckfast tonic wine, made in the buckfast abbey by monks.

The scum up here really seem to like it.

I'd make a batch of a couple million bottles, poison them and it'd be goodbye dole-scrounging scum and junkies. yeah!

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