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I posted this joke in another thread, but do you think it's funny? René Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be, whiskey?" Descartes says, "I think not!" And he disappears.… Read More
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1d, 2m agoPosted 1 decade, 2 months ago
I posted this joke in another thread, but do you think it's funny?

René Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be, whiskey?" Descartes says, "I think not!" And he disappears.
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1d, 2m agoPosted 1 decade, 2 months ago
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#1
I don't get it who's rene? lol
#2
i dont get it either:?
#3
It's a philosophy joke!!

René Descartes once said the famous quote "I think, therefore I am."

In this joke, he says "I think not" and therefore he disappears. He's doesn't exist any more according to his statement.

:thumbsup:
#4
duckmagicuk2
It's a philosophy joke!!

René Descartes once said the famous quote "I think, therefore I am."

In this joke, he says "I think not" and therefore he disappears. He's doesn't exist any more according to his statement.

:thumbsup:


:giggle: glad someone explained it :giggle:

:geek:
#5
Ok get it now.

Never quite works when jokes need to be explained:)
#6
this joke was far to clever for me lol
#7
You would have to have quite an intelligent audience to get them laughing at this one:giggle:

surprised jimmy carr not pinched this one yet ;)
1 Like #8
If you have to explain a joke, or ask if it's funny... guess what ;-)


TMI
#9
fox2020
I posted this joke in another thread, but do you think it's funny?


Erm, to be honest and from a personal perspective - NO! - sorry. But it is clearly aimed at a far higher level of humour than i can aspire to. If you DO understand it though - hats off to you, you must be weely weely smart:w00t:
#10
Whoosh!
#11
It made me laugh out loud. :)
#12
sorry allhttp://www.userbars.net/forum/images/smiles/ashamed.gif
[admin]#13
I almost rewrote it in French to say the joke was lost in translation then decided it wasn't worth the effort :P

Not bad to see some high brow humour in here, mix it up a bit :D
1 Like #14
i prefer the much more straight forward ones

man walks into a bar - ouch!

irishman, englishman and a scotsman walk into a bar and the barman says 'whats this? some kind of joke?'

sandwich walks into a bar and the barman says 'sorry mate we dont serve food'

i could go on but i bet youve got some equally groanable ones!
#15
Question: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a philosopher?
Answer: An offer you can't understand.
1 Like #16
I got this joke and found it funny
#17
ephellova
Question: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a philosopher?
Answer: An offer you can't understand.


:giggle: Good one! Havent heard that before
#18
ephellova
Question: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a philosopher?
Answer: An offer you can't understand.



Lol, :giggle:
#19
ephellova
Question: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a philosopher?
Answer: An offer you can't understand.


Anyone else read this with an awful impression of the godfather?? :oops: Just me then....
#20
The simple jokes in this thread........very funny.:-D
The first joke..........,as stora said earlier.......WHOOSH.....straight over my head.:oops:Far to intellectual for a simple man like me. :-(
#21
Aquatic
i prefer the much more straight forward ones

man walks into a bar - ouch!

irishman, englishman and a scotsman walk into a bar and the barman says 'whats this? some kind of joke?'

sandwich walks into a bar and the barman says 'sorry mate we dont serve food'

i could go on but i bet youve got some equally groanable ones!



can't beat the classics :p

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