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skusey Avatar
8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
I was told a joke today, see if you can get it.
I did eventually.

Did you know?
In the Bible, Jesus had a teddy bear with crossed eyes and he called him Gladly.

As he walked to the crucifiction, he shouted ''Gladly, the cross-eyed bear''
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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
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1 Like #1
I get it! Woop! Do I get a prize?!
#2
Wouldn't have a clue!!
banned#3
Lol I get it too
#4
''Gladly, the cross-eyed bear'' = Glady the cross i bear (he glad to cary the cross and die)
#5
Lol poor....:p
#6
Yeah i kind of see!!

I dont think it is very good though!!!
#7
angelfairee
I get it! Woop! Do I get a prize?!


only REP:thumbsup:
#8
Ooooo dear, i get it but not wetting my pants at that one. Got any more?
#9
I understand the play of words - 'the cross I bare' but not the funny side of it. Can you explain - I amfrom Essex lol
#10
ooh, that makes me feel better - not just me then!
#11
fail....
#12
pinkkitty2007
Ooooo dear, i get it but not wetting my pants at that one. Got any more?


Did you hear about the dairy worker who accidentally got knocked into a vat of dairy produce?
He got sacked for getting in the whey.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did

Q.) Did you hear about the cannibal who was late for the dinner party??
A.) He was given the cold shoulder!
#13
skusey
only REP:thumbsup:


Woop!

Tell us another!
#14
hannah19790
I understand the play of words - 'the cross I bare' but not the funny side of it. Can you explain - I amfrom Essex lol


An Essex woman buys a bath, the next day she returnes to the shop claiming it's broken and leaking water, she says every time i fill it up it just empties. The shop keeper replies have you put the plug in it, she replys "I never knew it was electrical"
#15
angelfairee
I get it! Woop! Do I get a prize?!


skusey
only REP:thumbsup:


You got rep for getting the joke?! Lol! What did skusey get for telling it?!!?!
#16
melu
You got rep for getting the joke?! Lol! What did skusey get for telling it?!!?!


loads of s**t:whistling:
#17
:?:::roll::):thumbsup:
#18
skusey
An Essex woman buys a bath, the next day she returnes to the shop claiming it's broken and leaking water, she says every time i fill it up it just empties. The shop keeper replies have you put the plug in it, she replys "I never knew it was electrical"


Thats quite good!!
#19
skusey
An Essex woman buys a bath, the next day she returnes to the shop claiming it's broken and leaking water, she says every time i fill it up it just empties. The shop keeper replies have you put the plug in it, she replys "I never knew it was electrical"

That's a shocking joke....:whistling:
1 Like #20
rockyfella
That's a shocking joke....:whistling:


try this one.
The blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. "I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" said the blonde, "I will go and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the chemist who looks at it
and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, "To apply, push up bottom."
#21
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did

nice one !!!!!!! :-D
#22
skusey
An Essex woman buys a bath, the next day she returnes to the shop claiming it's broken and leaking water, she says every time i fill it up it just empties. The shop keeper replies have you put the plug in it, she replys "I never knew it was electrical"


Oi, that aimed atme lol x
Love it:-D
#23
melu
You got rep for getting the joke?! Lol! What did skusey get for telling it?!!?!


He gets...this:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/angelfairee/tn_dsc_0437.jpg
#24
skusey
try this one.
The blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. "I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" said the blonde, "I will go and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the chemist who looks at it
and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, "To apply, push up bottom."


Phnar.
#25
angelfairee
He gets...this:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/angelfairee/tn_dsc_0437.jpg


Many thanks, a nice p***y:thumbsup:
#26
Is that a picture of a cat?

Didnt recognise it without the lolspeak!
#27
A pun is its own Reword
#28
skusey
Many thanks, a nice p***y:thumbsup:


For some reason, I googled 'sexy wink' thinking that some nice lady would come up. Instead...you got the cat.
#29
hey u funny lot, don't know why i was wondering around in the deals department, im clearly missing out in misc department.I got a joke, let me know what you think the answer is...

I went down the road from where i live, there was a bungalow with lovely green garden, the gates and all the flowers in the garden were also green. I found it a bit wierd and was intriguied so i knocked on the door. To my surprise the interior was all green, the walls, the picture frames, the furniture, the bathroom, the doors. It was astonishing but what colour do you think the upstairs was?
#30
skusey
try this one.
The blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. "I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" said the blonde, "I will go and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the chemist who looks at it
and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, "To apply, push up bottom."


Cracking joke....:thumbsup:
#31
rumela
hey u funny lot, don't know why i was wondering around in the deals department, im clearly missing out in misc department.I got a joke, let me know what you think the answer is...

I went down the road from where i live, there was a bungalow with lovely green garden, the gates and all the flowers in the garden were also green. I found it a bit wierd and was intriguied so i knocked on the door. To my surprise the interior was all green, the walls, the picture frames, the furniture, the bathroom, the doors. It was astonishing but what colour do you think the upstairs was?


Bungalows don't have upstairs?
#32
brilliant, u wont believe how many people we dumbfounded with that well done, what a corker!!!
#33
Do I get a prize yet?!

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