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6y, 8m agoPosted 6 years, 8 months ago
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6y, 8m agoPosted 6 years, 8 months ago
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#1
Allergic to what? Potatoes?

get a grip
#2
are you really this bored
#3
j9mcl
Allergic to what? Potatoes?

get a grip


+1 :thumbsup:
#4
jesus what are you on about
#5
LOL!!!

I would love to see the judge's reaction when you state your case
#6
I once bought a BEEF BURGER from McDonalds, got about half way when I noticed this green thing sticking out of it. First I smelt it and it was very weird, so I lifted off the top bun and there was a bloody gherkin in the middle of a beef burger, did I order a Veggy burger? No, I ordered a beef burger.

Imagine if I was allergic to Gherkins.

So I took them to court and won $34million in emotional compensation.

Not bad.
#7
massmail666
I DROPPED THE SCREW IN THE TUNA



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQhW230D79o


Kenan and Kel!!!!

Best tv show ever
banned#8
j9mcl
Allergic to what? Potatoes?

get a grip


Lol allergic to potatoes but still having potato wedges :oops:
#9
Thought u only shopped at M&S .......didn't know they stocked Mcains/......lol!
#10
Jesus H Christ! Please tell me this is a wind up.
#11
dcx_badass;8110992
No and Tesco for some things, but M & S sell other makes now anyway, have done for like 6 months, sell Heinz and stuff.

Do they? Must only be in Big ones is it? Mines only small and they don't.
#12
Wotwot123
I once bought a BEEF BURGER from McDonalds, got about half way when I noticed this green thing sticking out of it. First I smelt it and it was very weird, so I lifted off the top bun and there was a bloody gherkin in the middle of a beef burger, did I order a Veggy burger? No, I ordered a beef burger.

Imagine if I was allergic to Gherkins.

So I took them to court and won $34million in emotional compensation.

Not bad.


:lol::lol::lol:
#13
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[mod][Moderator]#14
dcx_badass
Nope, like my cousin is allergice to nuts imagine if they'd put a nut in by mistake, I feel I can set a precident and save lives.


You should team up with the chap from the thread the other day who empties tuna cans and weighs the contents:thumbsup:
#15
have you weighed the chips?
with and the without the crinkle cut one?
#16
Did Jeremy Kyle finish too early today, you worthless person? Get a life (and a job).
#17
it costs a lot of money to sue someone
it costs a lot of time to sue someone

i am unsure if you have been watching a lot of US Tv shows or movies but it really isnt that simple.

If you want u can kick up a fuss they will give ua voucher for £5 or so but then you will look like a twit.
so if a small amount is worth that effort and looking like a fool then go for it.
#18
LawyerAdam
Did Jeremy Kyle finish too early today, you worthless person? Get a life (and a job).


theres your answer! Coming from a lawyer too. :whistling:
banned#19
LawyerAdam
Did Jeremy Kyle finish too early today, you worthless person? Get a life (and a job).


Ha, ha, ha - how harsh is that?
#20
U found a different shape chip in the bag? You say what if it was a nut? It wasn't, it was potato, the same ingredient used to make your other wedges...

You can't sue them on the "what if it was a nut" grounds.
banned 1 Like #21
I reckon you have a case. You just need to be Mexican. Just tell them that you are a Mexican and as such you can only eat Mexican dishes such as potato wedges, nachos, pizza and tacos.

Eating a chip (which is an American invention, by Henry Chipforth III, 1907) reminds you of all your cousins you have lost. You can play on their Gringo heart strings by saying that many of your cousins have lost their lives swimming from Mexico to America and every chip you see reminds you of this.
#22
have you thought about moving to America??
#23
Send them a strongly worded letter complaining about the issues you have with chips :)
#24
Yes you can definitely sue and I suggest you phone a solicitor up straight away. I successfully sued Mars after buying a packet of Maltesers and finding out the idiots had contaminated them with a few of those foul coffee flavoured ones from the packets of Revels. I received £2300. Go for it.
#25
dcx_badass
**BREAKING NEWS**

It was a beer battered chip. What if I was a recovering alcoholic and this threw me over the edge, this is seriously bad.


Sweet a lawyer, can you help?


Yes, I think you should certainly sue on the grounds of severe emotional distress and them not selling the exact weight of wedges that was advertised on the packet. Can't think of a single reason why you'd not win that one.....:whistling:
#26
I used to have a friend who was allergic to peanuts. One day, I discovered that he'd porked my bird, and I decided that there was nothing else for it, and that he had to die. So I sat down with a small craft knife and fashioned twelve peanuts into the exact size and shape as BB pellets, and got together with a friend to pull a drive-by shooting later the day. His throat swelled up to the size of a football and he expired soon after. He got what was coming to him.

Allergies are no laughing matter. I wish you the best of luck in your case.
[mod][Moderator]#27
sdavi3680
Yes you can definitely sue and I suggest you phone a solicitor up straight away. I successfully sued Mars after buying a packet of Maltesers and finding out the idiots had contaminated them with a few of those foul coffee flavoured ones from the packets of Revels. I received £2300. Go for it.


Are you mad??? coffee flavoured ones from Revels are foul??? They are gorgeous:p
#28
Mmmmmmm i LOVE the battered ones. And Badass, sort that baking tray out man!!
#29
wishihadadonkey;8111264
Are you mad??? coffee flavoured ones from Revels are foul??? They are gorgeous:p

You need help lol
[mod][Moderator]#30
dcx_badass
Clearly different:

http://www.beforedark.co.uk/theronkinator/fakewedge.JPG


I'd be more concerned at getting food poisoning from your baking tray:-D
#31
dcx_badass;8111279
It won't come off. I need that bag that you put it in and shake from on TV.

Just grab a oven pride then, thats all it is.
#32
Yeah sue.
#33
tinkerbell28
Yeah rita, sue and bob too.


whats that got to do with the price of chips :-D
#34
michelleleemoo;8111344
whats that got to do with the price of chips :-D

Quality film!
#35
Take them back to Halfords
#36
Wotwot123
I once bought a BEEF BURGER from McDonalds, got about half way when I noticed this green thing sticking out of it. First I smelt it and it was very weird, so I lifted off the top bun and there was a bloody gherkin in the middle of a beef burger, did I order a Veggy burger? No, I ordered a beef burger.

Imagine if I was allergic to Gherkins.

So I took them to court and won $34million in emotional compensation.

Not bad.


They don't sell Beefburgers in McDonalds.
[mod]#37
Why are people needing to ask whether this is a serious thread!?
#38
thesaint
They don't sell Beefburgers in McDonalds.


Who told you that?
#39
Nobody, he's talking out his backside.
#40
They see me trolling they hate it....

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