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Doctor Doctor........

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7y, 7m agoPosted 7 years, 7 months ago
There is a doctor doctor joke I found really funny years ago... can't remember it now ! PLs help... to start the ball rolling...

man: Doctor doctor.... I keep on thinking I'm Tom Jones... Is it a rare desease?

Doctor: It's not unusual...
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7y, 7m agoPosted 7 years, 7 months ago

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MAN: Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains...
DOC: Well, pull yourself together!
Spammed for even mentioning Tom Jones :roll:
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Doctor, doctor I feel like a sewing machine

Don’t tell everyone or they will all try and stitch you up

Doctor, Doctor! I'm going to die in 51 seconds!"
"I will be with you in a minute!"

Doctor Doctor I feel like a bee!"
"Buzz off!"

Doctor Doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice that?
When did I first notice what?

Doctor Doctor! I think I'm a goat!"
"How long have you felt like this?"
"Since I was a kid!"

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel so tired, I don’t know where I am half the time.
Dentist: Open wide now!

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking there’s two of me.
One at a time please!

Not the one yet... but thanksfor trying.... think the one I found funny had lots of veg growing out of different orifices... can't remember the punchline though...
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Man: Doctor Doctor "I have this mole on my cheek and it has a small pond surrounded by trees and park benches"
Doctor: Nothing to worry about; it's just a beauty spot
rep added to those "trying"... ... maybe it wasn't a doctor doctor....ouch.... maybe a " what do you call a man with....." type of joke? Like...
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the sea.....? Bob
What do you call a man with a plank on his head...? Edward
What do you call a man with 3 planks on his head...? Edward Woodward
What do you call a man with 4 planks on his head...? I don't know either... but Edward Woodward would.
its not unusual !!!

That was the punchline was a tom jones song donkeys years ago

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