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Doctor joke

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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed.


After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While
doing so he asked her,

'Do you know what I am doing?'

'Yes,' she replied, 'You are checking for abrasions or
dermatological abnormalities.'

'That's right,' said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts.

'Do you know what I am doing now?' he asked.

'Yes,' she said, 'you are checking for lumps which might indicate breast cancer.'

'Correct,' replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his
patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked,
'Do you know what I am doing now?'

'Yes,' she said, 'you're getting herpes, which is why I came here in the first place.'
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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
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#1
Tut tut naughty doctor
#2
Yak........that's horrible
#3
Haha, Thought It Was Quite Funny
#4
;-)Don't like jokes about std's, deeply offended, please remove immediately.
#5
Hehe, any sex related joke is always funny to me....... for some reason. :giggle:
#6
realfriendlyman
Hehe, any sex related joke is always funny to me....... for some reason. :giggle:


perv! :p
#7
Thats funny!!
#8
funny in a revolting sort of way:thumbsup:
#9
what did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Damn!
#10
This joke isnt funny - I got struck off after this incident!
#11
I like it

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