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Does anybody get this joke?

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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
This guy walks into a pub and half his head is a big orange. He says: 'I'll
have a pint of lager, please.' And the barman says: 'Excuse me, I couldn't
help noticing, but half your head appears to be a big orange.' And the boy
goes: 'Yeah, had that for a while now.'

So the barman says: 'How did that come about, if you don't mind me asking?'
And the boy says: 'I was in this old junk shop when I found a lamp and when
I gave it a rub this genie appeared.

He offered me the standard three wishes, and I said: 'For my first wish,
I'd like every woman I ever meet to fall madly in love with me.' So the genie
waves his genie hands and suddenly there's women looking at me.

Then the genie says: 'What will your second wish be?' I said: 'I'd like a wallet
with £1 million in it, and I can never lose it, it can't be destroyed, and every
time I spend any of the money, it'll be replenished.'

And the genie says: 'Your wish is granted. Now, what will your third wish be?' So I said: 'For
my third wish , and I regret saying this now , I'd like half my head to be a big orange.
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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
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banned#1
??????
banned#2
i does
#3
i did not get it?
#4
hmm. did he mean half the pint head or that he might as well have an orange for a head (ie tested the limits of his imagination for wishes)?
#5
this is the funniest joke i ever heard.
#6
Its not funny! Its stupid!! Did you make it up yourself?
banned#7
KELLY 'N' STEVE
Its not funny!


no i didnt think so either - lol
#8
Wtf???
#9
I dont get it
banned#10
you do, just read it as it is, nothing else, you just think its ot that obvious but it is, no funny at all really
#11
To be honest i dont think there is a lot to get!! You dont get it because it is not funny!!
#12
Made me laugh cos it doesn't make sense !!
Its like something a kid would make up ha ha.
1 Like #13
its not really a joke as the punch line isnt funny. i think its a long winded so called joke where everyone listening is waiting for some funny puchline but it never comes.
#14
what joke??
#15
Im lost!!! :oops:
#16
me too !
#17
Maybe theres a line missing at then end?
#18
I dont get it.....!
#19
Anyone get it????????????? I DONT>>>>>>
#20
Its just one of those jokes that keeps the audience in suspense and then comes out with a none funny ending. Weird ha ha.
#21
what are you on about harlzter
#22
naughty harlzter ( but funny!)
#23
Wow I love that joke ... it builds up to absolutely nothin!!!
Even funnier is evryone's reaction to it!!
Maybe I'm just weird, I dunno .... :)

I'm not on about the Harltzer jokes BTW!
#24
Why do i feel that I've just wasted 3 minutes of my life?:?
#25
Lulu'sMammy
I dont get it.....!


Not just me thenhttp://img236.exs.cx/img236/9268/scratchchin6hy.gif,
more likehttp://img353.imageshack.us/img353/5332/wtfb2tb.gif
#26
pfft...well it made me laugh anyway :)
#27
that is stupid, what a waste
#28
That was really bad lol. Actually no i didnt "lol".
#29
fox2020
Not just me thenhttp://img236.exs.cx/img236/9268/scratchchin6hy.gif,
more likehttp://img353.imageshack.us/img353/5332/wtfb2tb.gif

Fox!!!!!!

http://www.dachsie.org/vbb/images/smilies/wow2.GIF

And
http://www.dachsie.org/vbb/images/smilies/jawdrop.gif
#30
Is it an American joke? Was it supposed to be something to do with his private parts? Is it related to a joke about a guide dog?:p
#31
one of the funniest jokes iv heard and i can sill remmeber the joke from now
nt really good a telling jokes or remmebering them but here it goes


Why did the man jump off the top of the door?







because he was a teabag
banned#32
I thought the OP joke was hilarious:thumbsup:
#33
kcnw9
I thought the OP joke was hilarious:thumbsup:

Do you know why?
#34
Its actually so bad its almost funny...:thumbsup:
banned#35
i love it
#36
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/bst/lowres/bstn368l.jpg

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/ato/lowres/aton1533l.jpg

http://dcfud.smorgasblog.com/uerimages/cartoon-walkbar280.gif
#37
hmm... reminds me of a few my friend's 6 year old son told me...

Q: Why did the monkey climb the tree?
A: Saucepan

1st person: Ask me if I'm an orange
2nd person: Are you an orange?
1st person: No

Q: Why are cucumbers green?
A: Because bananas are yellow

I could go on... lol
#38
My daughter told me this joke a few weeks back and asked me why it was funny - I didn't know either!
#39
does anyone know where i can get hold of one of these lamps !

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