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Does nobody ask the cows!?

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banned8y, 9m agoPosted 8 years, 9 months ago
Cravendale milk is so good that the cows want it back. This milk prematurely torn from the udder, does nobody care for the plight of the cow? In the hierarchy of the farmyard the cow stands, near the top of the pyramid. Without human interference, perhaps the cow could happily sell timeshare or get-rich-quick schemes to ducks and hens. Before an early retirement to one of the Costas. Only horses would stand in their path. As it is, the horses are treated favourably, every third month they get their trip to Brantano for new shoes!

So, the cow, arguably the best thing before sliced bread. Ignoring the best thing between cows and sliced bread - sliced whole cow. Should we protest (in keeping with this night's topic) alongside the cows, or against them? Tossing eggs, perhaps?
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banned8y, 9m agoPosted 8 years, 9 months ago
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#1
I prefer chocolate milk.
#2
JustPlainStupid
Tossing eggs, perhaps?


Oh yeah, it's wrong to take the cows milk, but you're all for throwing the chicken's precious eggs and destroying them for the sake of your protest! :x

:p
#3
Wow, they have let JDeal and this guy out the mental asylum tonight!:-D
#4
JD is allowed out now. For 23 hours a day.
banned 1 Like #5
JDeal has retired.

JDeal has also been rude, and not asked how everybody is?

JDeal wishes to ask if anybody reading this, actually buys Cravendale?
#6
I don't.
banned#7
In that case, given that three out of three people questioned don't buy Cravendale. I have come to the conclusion that, cows don't want it back for it's supposed "great taste" but it is actually to save them from their embarassment.
#8
I buy cravendale because it is nice and lasts longer than normal milk that cows dont want back
banned#9
donnydude
I buy cravendale because it is nice and lasts longer than normal milk that cows dont want back


Does it last longer though? I've been led to believe you put it in your fridge, and each time you leave it, you leave it in fear it will be gone before you return!
1 Like #10
Maybe I do buy it after all. But as the cows steal it back, when I come to use it its not there so I think I never bought it in the first place.

So maybe I do buy it maybe I dont. Maybe I'll never know, unless I find a cow in my kitchen, then I wont have to buy any as I will have a cow!
#11
GAVINLEWISHUKD
Maybe I do buy it after all. But as the cows steal it back, when I come to use it its not there so I think I never bought it in the first place.

So maybe I do buy it maybe I dont. Maybe I'll never know, unless I find a cow in my kitchen, then I wont have to buy any as I will have a cow!


Ah my god, I must be spending too much time with JDeal!
#12
You are Gavin.

I'll create an anti-serum.
banned#13
Don't drink it!

He's got me this way three times now! He's a very dirty boy!
#14
t0mm
You are Gavin.

I'll create an anti-serum.



Or just get me a cow!

The sites going mad or I am so probably time to go.
#15
Same here.
#16
If you are worried about the Cows getting in and stealing their milk back just hang jars off Horseradish by all windows and doors(but not too close to the Garlic though:thumbsup:
#17
I think you will find the best deterrent for cows is Yorkshire pudding, they are terrified of it
#18
As it is, the horses are treated favourably, every third month they get their trip to Brantano for new shoes!


Does that mean all the horses limp as Brantano's ad boast they display there shoes in pairs not fours?
#19
This milk prematurely torn from the udder

How do you tear milk from a cow's udder?
banned#20
Predikuesi
How do you tear milk from a cow's udder?


By understanding English literary terms, my friend. :)
#21
so does any one have some left over codes then....if they can pm me their codes i will b so thankful to them in advance .

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