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Dog food diet!

MikeL Avatar
6y, 9m agoPosted 6 years, 9 months ago
Yesterday I was at my local CO-OP buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in hospital last time, but that I'd lost 2 stones before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit us both.

I'm now banned from the Co-op.

Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of daft things to say.
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6y, 9m agoPosted 6 years, 9 months ago
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#1
That's ruff
#2
LMAO....

Love ur story. :thumbsup::thumbsup:
#3
Predikuesi
That's ruff


I was just about to post that.
#4
that sounds like something my grandad would say, he love winding people up.
#5
Good on yer!
When i worked pt time on a supermarket,the old dears would ask which cat food tasted better?
I think they thought the staff all ate the stuff regularly. (mind there were some dogs)
#6
That's barking mad!
#7
Lol..
#8
Winter.Cloud
LMAO....

Love ur story. :thumbsup::thumbsup:


+1!
banned#9
#10
What a shame, its a rip-off. was funny as f--k though:-D

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