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Don't touch drugs.

taasda Avatar
8y, 10m agoPosted 8 years, 10 months ago
Three men are sitting in room smoking cannabis.
After a few spliffs they run out of gear.
One of the men stands up and says, "Look, we've got loads more
Tobacco, I'll just nip into the kitchen and make one of my
Specialty spliffs."

Off he goes into the kitchen where he takes some cumin,
Turmeric and a couple of other spices from the spice rack,
Grinds them
Up and rolls them into a spliff. On his return he hands it to
One of his smoking partners who
Lights it and takes a long drag. Within seconds he passes out.
Ten minutes go by and he's still out cold, so they decide to
Take
Him to the hospital. On arrival he is wheeled into intensive
Care.
The doctor returns to his friends and asks, "So what was he
Doing then? Cannabis?" "Well sort of," replies one of the guys,
"But we ran out of gear, so I made a home-made spliff."
"Oh" replies the doctor, "so what did you put in it?"
"Um, a bit of cumin, some turmeric and a couple of other
Spices."
The doctor sighs, "Well that explains it."
"Why, what's wrong with him?" demands one of the men.
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The doctor replies, "He's in a korma."
taasda Avatar
8y, 10m agoPosted 8 years, 10 months ago
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#1
That is bad
#2
Bad, but v. funny. LOL
#3
I like it!! Must tell this one to the guys at work, it did make me smile.
#4
haha u become the new joke teller then?
#5
Shockingly bad but raised a smile
#6
groan.............:-D
#7
Taasda nearly always makes me smile in the morning, appreciated. Thanks Taasda :)
#8
good one lmao

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