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Don't you hate it when you fall over in public?

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I fell onto my bike today. It really hurt as I kinda tumbled onto the bike and then again, adding insult to injury. What was my first reaction? To see if anyone had noticed! How embarrassi… Read More
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7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
I fell onto my bike today.

It really hurt as I kinda tumbled onto the bike and then again, adding insult to injury.

What was my first reaction?

To see if anyone had noticed!

How embarrassing.

I can laugh about it now, but has anyone else fallen over or bumped into anything in public - what happened?
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7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
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#1
im always doing it, fell over in the middle of a speed dating event once
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The other morning... I woke up and walked into the bathroom, stepped into the bath, turned on the shower..... and promptly fell out the bath!!!!

Talk about being too tired to stand up :P

Fortunately I landed on my boobs :oops: so didn't bump my head... but my ass was stuck up high on the edge of the bath... boobs on the bathroom floor :p

My ribs are now lovely shades of purple blue yellow and orange.

My daughter heard me fall ( I was stuck on the edge of the bath!! ) and tried to come into the bathroom to see.. I was like...

Dont open the DOOOOOOOOORRRRRR

:oops:
#3
awww hope your ok.

My brother in law fell down 2 tiers of chairs at Wembley last night. Hundreds of people saw and laughed. He tried to jump over a line of chairs and just fell :w00t:
#4
loupomm
im always doing it, fell over in the middle of a speed dating event once


Oh no - so many people watching - did you get up and pretend it didn't happen.

I can't believe your race for life was a few weeks ago - how did it go?
#5
Butterflies
Oh no - so many people watching - did you get up and pretend it didn't happen.

I can't believe your race for life was a few weeks ago - how did it go?


tried to but my lovely friend peed herself laughing and announced to everyone 'its ok she does it all the time' :oops:


went well thanks - i didnt fall over :w00t:
#6
ClarityofMind
The other morning... I woke up and walked into the bathroom, stepped into the bath, turned on the shower..... and promptly fell out the bath!!!!

Talk about being too tired to stand up :P

Fortunately I landed on my boobs :oops: so didn't bump my head... but my ass was stuck up high on the edge of the bath... boobs on the bathroom floor :p

My ribs are now lovely shades of purple blue yellow and orange.

My daughter heard me fall ( I was stuck on the edge of the bath!! ) and tried to come into the bathroom to see.. I was like...

Dont open the DOOOOOOOOORRRRRR


:oops:



ouch! sounds like a comedy scene though. I hope your bruises go soon.
#7
It's worse when you're at a night club, absolutely wrecked and you decide to get on to the stage to show off your moves but just end up falling over.

I've done that too many times, luckily I only fell off the stage once.

Long gone are my drinking days now because I always ended up doing silly things like that.
#8
stepped on the lanes at a bowling alley doh..

fell ars* over t*t
#9
Gem_whl
awww hope your ok.

My brother in law fell down 2 tiers of chairs at Wembley last night. Hundreds of people saw and laughed. He tried to jump over a line of chairs and just fell :w00t:


Oh no that's worse - trying to be clever and then looking like a complet idiot.

Shame :oops:

His hurt ego should recover - at least he didn't know most of the people
#10
it didn't FEEL like a comedy scene, it darn well hurt!! :?

:)
#11
RedIron
It's worse when you're at a night club, absolutely wrecked and you decide to get on to the stage to show off your moves but just end up falling over.

I've done that too many times, luckily I only fell off the stage once.

Long gone are my drinking days now because I always ended up doing silly things like that.


yep ive fallen over at a nightclub....well to be exact, down the steps onto the dance floor.....pulled some poor bloke with me :oops:
#12
loupomm
yep ive fallen over at a nightclub....well to be exact, down the steps onto the dance floor.....pulled some poor bloke with me :oops:


:giggle:
#13
RedIron
It's worse when you're at a night club, absolutely wrecked and you decide to get on to the stage to show off your moves but just end up falling over.

I've done that too many times, luckily I only fell off the stage once.

Long gone are my drinking days now because I always ended up doing silly things like that.


OOh wild child lol - I bet you're friends loved inviting you along!:-D
#14
loupomm
im always doing it, fell over in the middle of a speed dating event once


wow you fell at some guys feet?

That's speedy alright :-D
#15
the sedge
stepped on the lanes at a bowling alley doh..

fell ars* over t*t


Hehe classic mistake - Whoever hasn't done this hasn't done bowling properly - lol.
#16
the sedge
stepped on the lanes at a bowling alley doh..

fell ars* over t*t


oops lol
#17
i was out with friends and sat on a very tall stool in a pub(i have short legs so was balanced carefully), at the bar there were a few good looking blokes so i was doing the flirty hair flick and laughing at comments a liitle too enthusiastically thing, one hair flick and throw back of the head in laughter later i ended up on the floor on a nasty soggy beer soaked carpet.
#18
loupomm
yep ive fallen over at a nightclub....well to be exact, down the steps onto the dance floor.....pulled some poor bloke with me :oops:


So you pulled that night then ;-)
#19
Butterflies
Oh no that's worse - trying to be clever and then looking like a complet idiot.

Shame :oops:

His hurt ego should recover - at least he didn't know most of the people


It was very early on in the evening too, so we had to sit there for another 5 or so hours. He took it quite well actually and laughed it off, i would of sat in the loo's for the rest of the night hiding in shame lol
#20
queenlush
i was out with friends and sat on a very tall stool in a pub(i have short legs so was balanced carefully), at the bar there were a few good looking blokes so i was doing the flirty hair flick and laughing at comments a liitle too enthusiastically thing, one hair flick and throw back of the head in laughter later i ended up on the floor on a nasty soggy beer soaked carpet.


omg, I swear you could be my long lost twin hon x x

:-D
#21
the sedge
stepped on the lanes at a bowling alley doh..

fell ars* over t*t


those lanes are really slippy..lol i've done that one too
#22
starsparkle2311
When my kids were babies I was pushing the buggy and talking to their Dad, next thing I know my face - smack bang straight into a lampost!!!

Wasn't worried about what other people thought, more peed off that their dad, the ****er, hadn't warned me!!!

Suffice to say I am now no longer with him,lol:p

Hope you're ok now butterflies


awww hon, its usually the kids who walk one way and look the other lol
#23
Gem_whl
It was very early on in the evening too, so we had to sit there for another 5 or so hours. He took it quite well actually and laughed it off, i would of sat in the loo's for the rest of the night hiding in shame lol


Aaah bless him - he took it like a man.

I once walked into a lamp post and split my lip in front of the entire kids on my street.
#24
Butterflies
So you pulled that night then ;-)


:whistling:



also fell over walking home in the rain after a night out, broke the heel on my boot, tore the knees off both the legs on my tights, pooring with blood and ended up walking home barefoot (puddles too)

again my friends walked on laughing :oops: hang on i see a pattern :lol:
#25
Butterflies;5714326
OOh wild child lol - I bet you're friends loved inviting you along!:-D


They was worse!

I wont even go there lol
#26
loupomm
:whistling:



also fell over walking home in the rain after a night out, broke the heel on my boot, tore the knees off both the legs on my tights, pooring with blood and ended up walking home barefoot (puddles too)

again my friends walked on laughing :oops: hang on i see a pattern :lol:


you sure they're your friends? :giggle:
#27
ClarityofMind
you sure they're your friends? :giggle:


hhmmmmm :thinking:
#28
starsparkle2311
When my kids were babies I was pushing the buggy and talking to their Dad, next thing I know my face - smack bang straight into a lampost!!!

Wasn't worried about what other people thought, more peed off that their dad, the ****er, hadn't warned me!!!

Suffice to say I am now no longer with him,lol:p

Hope you're ok now butterflies



Oops I missed your post SS.

Yeah I am ok a bit black and blue but nothing broken. ANother war wound to show off for a while.

When I walked into the lamp post no one warned me either - it's like they wanted to see it happen just for the laugh. Oh the pain - it still hurts to think about it - lol
#29
ClarityofMind
omg, I swear you could be my long lost twin hon x x

:-D


erm i fell off a toilet once lol....last orders had gone and i thought i had better have a wee before i go home. My trousers were too long to start with but as the night went on and i got warmer they got bigger and looser and longer. I did what i had to do then tried to pull them back up again but got the heel of my shoe stuck in the hem. I stood up but kind of fell forward bent over against the door, by this time i was very very tangled....i had to be rescued :oops: all i can say is i'm glad i had clean knicks on.
#30
loupomm
:whistling:



also fell over walking home in the rain after a night out, broke the heel on my boot, tore the knees off both the legs on my tights, pooring with blood and ended up walking home barefoot (puddles too)

again my friends walked on laughing :oops: hang on i see a pattern :lol:


hehe are you still like this?
#31
queenlush
erm i fell off a toilet once lol....last orders had gone and i thought i had better have a wee before i go home. My trousers were too long to start with but as the night went on and i got warmer they got bigger and looser and longer. I did what i had to do then tried to pull them back up again but got the heel of my shoe stuck in the hem. I stood up but kind of fell forward bent over against the door, by this time i was very very tangled....i had to be rescued :oops: all i can say is i'm glad i had clean knicks on.


lmao!!

stilletto heels... long skirt... I dont even have to mention the rest of the story do I?

U have to learn these things by living em lol
#32
queenlush
erm i fell off a toilet once lol....last orders had gone and i thought i had better have a wee before i go home. My trousers were too long to start with but as the night went on and i got warmer they got bigger and looser and longer. I did what i had to do then tried to pull them back up again but got the heel of my shoe stuck in the hem. I stood up but kind of fell forward bent over against the door, by this time i was very very tangled....i had to be rescued :oops: all i can say is i'm glad i had clean knicks on.


Lmao - oh no! I shouldn't laugh
#33
starsparkle2311
lol, there's always someone who does that.................
I went out a couple of weeks ago, wondered why I had bruises on my arm the next day, wasn't until I seen my friend on the Monday and we were laughing about what went on that night, and she told me how I fell over whilst dancing, and OH how funny it was when the bouncer came over and picked me up and then told me to calm down!!! that I realised where the bruises came from,lol

Anyway it was a flipping good night, I didn't dance the next weekend tho', funnily enough:oops:


wow bad bouncer !! :x
#34
starsparkle2311
When my kids were babies I was pushing the buggy and talking to their Dad, next thing I know my face - smack bang straight into a lampost!!!

Wasn't worried about what other people thought, more peed off that their dad, the ****er, hadn't warned me!!!

Suffice to say I am now no longer with him,lol:p

Hope you're ok now butterflies


i've walked into mega clean plate glass windows so many times ...but it is really funny cos you do tend to look round and see if anyone saw you
#35
Butterflies
hehe are you still like this?


its been a while now so hopefully thats it, think that was the most recent incident


i also fell over going up the local wetherspoons stairs to the toilet, was during the day and quiet so i thougght id got away with it, till i came down to the person i was with peeing himself, said everyone had laughed


also just standing in my local talking to two guys whilst my mates played pool i just fell, not sure how, just ended up on the floor, went down with a right bang too, hurt my ear of all things, and my pinky finger, the 2 blokes just stood there :lol:
#36
queenlush
i've walked into mega clean plate glass windows so many times ...but it is really funny cos you do tend to look round and see if anyone saw you


oh my lil man did this the other day.. he musta thought the patio doors were open because he literally tried to run right through the glass and boinnnggged off it and onto the floor!! Thank goodness for safety glass!
#37
Butterflies
Lmao - oh no! I shouldn't laugh


it's ok i'll let you ...my husband was fuming cos i'm flapping on the floor in a hysterical laughing fit with my flue exposed to the two barmen......funny tho they always make a fuss of me every time i go back in the pub
#38
queenlush
it's ok i'll let you ...my husband was fuming cos i'm flapping on the floor in a hysterical laughing fit with my flue exposed to the two barmen......funny tho they always make a fuss of me every time i go back in the pub


:giggle:

did they ask if you wanted ice and lemon with that?:whistling:
#39
I remember going on a first date - having been chatted up at work - so I rushed to my mums to freshen up, and she decided to share a bottle of port with me... A short while later I was completely worse for wear and decided to go to the toilet before setting off on my date.

Well whilst pulling up my tights (I was in work gear) I put my fist through them... So my much larger mum leant me a pair of stockings and suspender belt.

On the way to meet my date my stockings and suspenders fell to my ankles and i was sooo drunk my friend hung out the window and ushered me into her house to sort me out - lol.

I think I got even more wrecked that night - but the guy still didn't get lucky in the sack - lol! I have never been an on the first date kinda girl.

I can't believe my mum let me get in that state - lol
#40
as a teenager on holiday at the coast, used to walk along the sea walls, a car full off lads went past and tooted, i turned to get a good look and fell off the wall, REALLY hurt, plus side tho, they stopped to ask if i was ok, wish they never :oops:

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