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Double entendres-just for fun

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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
Here are 12 of the finest double-entendeares that were aired on British TV & Radio

1.Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!
2.New Zealand Rugby Commentator - Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.
3.Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.
4.Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - Ah, isnt that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.
5.US PGA Commentator - One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them .. Oh my god!! What have I just said??
6.Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said: Youd eat beaver if you could get it.
7.A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didnt, turned to the weatherman and asked, So Bob, wheres that eight inches you promised me last night? Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!
8.Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.
9.Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: Theres nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.
10.Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Daviss misses every chance he gets.
11.Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1s UK eclipse coverage remarked:
They seem cold out there, theyre rubbing each other and hes only come in his shorts.
12.Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.
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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
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A woman walks into the bar and says to the barman:

"Can I have a double entendree please"

"Sure", he replies, "sit over there and I will give you one later"
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