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8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
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In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.



For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.


The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.


Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.


Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
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Love those generic names. :thumbsup:
#5
ooooim on amoxicillin atm! woop!
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How to tell if your Viagra is working

At work, they call you a spiritualist because when you sit down at a meeting, the table floats
Your face is very pale due to lack of blood
When you walk into a sauna, everyone stands and applauds
People begin to call you "the tripod."
You begin to think your mother in law is pretty
Birds perch on it when you stand outside nude
You look like a sundial when sunbathing nude
Compared to you, Pinocchio doesn't look like such a liar.
You always lose limbo contests.
You can make drawings in the sand without having to find a stick
You like to sleep on your back, so you had to remove the ceiling fan
#9
Excellent, love it.

Glad you're back with the jokes Snowtiger. Hope you had a good hols 8-)
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hellfire;2637765
Excellent, love it.

Glad you're back with the jokes Snowtiger. Hope you had a good hols 8-)

Thanks hellfire xx ... was a great holiday ... busy looking for the next one !

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