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the drunk thread you can only post in this if you are drunk

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if drunk post here then you can not get into trouble not to mods complaints about this thread are not valid as the ppl are drunk and the readers should know what to expect but we know you know w… Read More
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10m, 3w agoPosted 10 months, 3 weeks ago
if drunk post here then you can not get into trouble

not to mods complaints about this thread are not valid as the ppl are drunk and the readers should know what to expect

but we know you know who will try and spam it
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10m, 3w agoPosted 10 months, 3 weeks ago
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was in mc donalds today a kid through his fires on the floor his dad who was well fit put him over his knee and proper smacked him, everyone was shocked.

I through my chips on the floor nothing happend, then my burger, nothing happend, then my drink, it was then the staff asked me to leave
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Just staggered in after a night on the ale ;)
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/102009/1256735365_drunk_guy_in_supermarket_vs._fan.gif

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yep had 3 lemonchellos so am drunk
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was in mc donalds today a kid through his fires on the floor his dad who was well fit put him over his knee and proper smacked him, everyone was shocked.

I through my chips on the floor nothing happend, then my burger, nothing happend, then my drink, it was then the staff asked me to leave
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#4
I'm not drunk, what you gonna do?
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deanlfc
I'm not drunk, what you gonna do?

send a pic then I will let u know
1 Like #6
deanlfc
I'm not drunk, what you gonna do?


See post number two!
3 Likes #7
I was a glass of water once :(
2 Likes #8
I'm drunk from last night, can I come in?
4 Likes #9
I'm drunk on this glorious beautiful sunny day and happy life full of love and physical pleasure and have wads of cash so absolutely no worries

Oh wait I just sobered up
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miles136
was in mc donalds today a kid through his fires on the floor his dad who was well fit put him over his knee and proper smacked him, everyone was shocked.
I through my chips on the floor nothing happend, then my burger, nothing happend, then my drink, it was then the staff asked me to leave

Are threw with that story?
:)
3 Likes #11
I am thoroughly drunk and threw up.
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Nearly time for mikeys quiz :|
2 Likes #13
Abinz lem melonade xixed wiv chic wizdkey nd ZZZZZZZZzzzzzz
2 Likes #14
Cricet shider and chiops best thihgy evers /'9
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Nighty night miles <3
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thewongwing101
Nighty night miles <3

good night. am back to normal now sober have been rough all day
2 Likes #19
Friends like mine are hard to fine

they could be in any one of 20 pubs
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Just staggered in after a night on the ale ;)
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/102009/1256735365_drunk_guy_in_supermarket_vs._fan.gif
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themachman
Just staggered in after a night on the ale ;)http://www.gifbin.com/bin/102009/1256735365_drunk_guy_in_supermarket_vs._fan.gif

you little devil
#23
i may have a drink tonight
3 Likes #24
only thing I'm drinking tonight is Pepsi ...

Tomorrow night I will be adding this to it :D

https://img.thewhiskyexchange.com/540/brbon_jac116.jpg
banned 2 Likes #25
miles136
i may have a drink tonight

Yeah right. We had 6 kids in our house last night (birthday sleepover all 11-12) & one of the little gits was searching "porn" on our wifi using her phone at 4.30 in the morning. Luckily we have a block on adult content but now I have to tell the parent.

Too right I am on bottle number 2!
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YouDontWantToKnow
miles136
i may have a drink tonight
Yeah right. We had 6 kids in our house last night (birthday sleepover all 11-12) & one of the little gits was searching "porn" on our wifi using her phone at 4.30 in the morning. Luckily we have a block on adult content but now I have to tell the parent.
Too right I am on bottle number 2!

Oh... dear... I don't envy you very much!!
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arcangel111
YouDontWantToKnow
miles136
i may have a drink tonight
Yeah right. We had 6 kids in our house last night (birthday sleepover all 11-12) & one of the little gits was searching "porn" on our wifi using her phone at 4.30 in the morning. Luckily we have a block on adult content but now I have to tell the parent.
Too right I am on bottle number 2!
Oh... dear... I don't envy you very much!!

Yeah.... Your 12 year old searches porn... Thats gonna go down well.. But I think it needs to be said.. Plus one of our little **** should have told us straight away & probably didnt discourage it!

Bloody IT!!
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^ So glad that mine are grown ups now!!
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mine are 14(boy) and 8(girl) ... no doubt i'll have it all to come. Only just let the lad have facebook (we aren't on it)
#30
It's all part of growing up.
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arcangel111
mine are 14(boy) and 8(girl) ... no doubt i'll have it all to come. Only just let the lad have facebook (we aren't on it)

Well his father furnished him with a android phone at 9 years old.. Totally wrong but it is the girl now 13 that witnessed her mate "apparently" trying to access porn but didnt bother saying anything until the afternoon.

Now I have a phone to go through (just in case she was in on it) & parents to speak too. Nightmare.
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arcangel111
only thing I'm drinking tonight is Pepsi ...
Tomorrow night I will be adding this to it :Dhttps://img.thewhiskyexchange.com/540/brbon_jac116.jpg


make sure you gargle b4 you come to bed I do not like that stuff
#33
YouDontWantToKnow
arcangel111
mine are 14(boy) and 8(girl) ... no doubt i'll have it all to come. Only just let the lad have facebook (we aren't on it)
Well his father furnished him with a android phone at 9 years old.. Totally wrong but it is the girl now 13 that witnessed her mate "apparently" trying to access porn but didnt bother saying anything until the afternoon.

Now I have a phone to go through (just in case she was in on it) & parents to speak too. Nightmare.


my 12yr old niece has had her phone taken off her, she was posting "fashion and pout pics on whats app and other sites she had over 40 followers and di not know most of them!!!

so now she knows what pedos are as she was insisting they were just friends we had to tell her some truths about the world, but that did not stop her, so phone removed
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miles136
YouDontWantToKnow
arcangel111
mine are 14(boy) and 8(girl) ... no doubt i'll have it all to come. Only just let the lad have facebook (we aren't on it)
Well his father furnished him with a android phone at 9 years old.. Totally wrong but it is the girl now 13 that witnessed her mate "apparently" trying to access porn but didnt bother saying anything until the afternoon.
Now I have a phone to go through (just in case she was in on it) & parents to speak too. Nightmare.
my 12yr old niece has had her phone taken off her, she was posting "fashion and pout pics on whats app and other sites she had over 40 followers and di not know most of them!!!
so now she knows what pedos are as she was insisting they were just friends we had to tell her some truths about the world, but that did not stop her, so phone removed

Well our kids phones are going missing today. Ooops
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I wish I could change the situation but I can't! Being rejected like this hurts like hell! :( Anyway thank you to all of you who saved me money, keep it up! :)
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maxrlingham
I wish I could change the situation but I can't! Being rejected like this hurts like hell! :( Anyway thank you to all of you who saved me money, keep it up! :)

we luv ya

xxx
#37
its been a few weeks now so I am going to have a drink, been a tuff week
2 Likes #38
i did get drunk but fell asleep
2 Likes #39
I drink to forget then forget what I was trying to forget so I guess it works X)
1 Like #40
I wish I was drunk. Does that count?

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