Sadly I can't see Obama giving us as many laughs, but we may just feel a little safer!
"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?"
"They misunderestimated me"
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream"
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully"
"Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities"
"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile"
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it"
"I understand small business growth. I was one"
"My answer is bring them on." On Iraqi insurgents attacking US forces
"When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It's going to be decisive"
"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe I believe what I believe is right"
"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it"
"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here"
"And so, in my State of the my State of the Union or state my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation I asked Americans to give 4,000 years 4,000 hours over the next the rest of your life of service to America. That's what I asked 4,000 hours"
"I have a record in office, as well. And all Americans have seen that record. September the 4th, 2001, I stood in the ruins of the Twin Towers. It's a day I will never forget"
"We actually misnamed the war on terror. It ought to be the Struggle Against Ideological Extremists Who Do Not Believe in Free Societies Who Happen to Use Terror as a Weapon to Try to Shake the Conscience of the Free World"
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we"
"People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you"
"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein"
"It's totally wiped out. ... It's devastating, it's got to be doubly devastating on the ground." - To his aides while surveying Hurricane Katrina flood damage from Air Force One
"There's an old saying in Tennessee I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says, fool me once, shame on shame on you. Fool me you can't get fooled again"