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DWARF FOR HIRE

IAROBERTSHAW Avatar
7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
Hi,

Little strange but a friend wants to hire a dwarf for a stag do, to handcuff to the Stag.

This is not unusual as it sounds and there are sites, but we are having probs getting one for Manchester on 26th Sept.

Any one know a) an agency or b) a dwarf up for a laugh all expenses paid, free beer and good money.

See what you guys can do.

Thanks
IAROBERTSHAW Avatar
7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
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#1
this ^^^^^^ may not end well
banned#2
Lol, i was just thinking that......:w00t: xx
#3
A little strange is an understatement. :?
#4
PMSL. Would a midget do instead?
#5
the reason they are all booked up is the 60 percent reduction:whistling:
#6
barky
the reason they are all booked up is the 60 percent reduction:whistling:


Dwarfist :-D
#7
barky
the reason they are all booked up is the 60 percent reduction:whistling:


http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss86/micoo91/micoofacepalm.jpg
#9
I hear they are a little short...
#11
Thanks waiting for him to reply. rep added.
#12
good money and free beer?, i could go down on my knees,,,,,,

*should of put that better!
#13
maddogb
good money and free beer?, i could go down on my knees,,,,,,

*should of put that better!


:-D:-D
banned#14
maddogb
good money and free beer?, i could go down on my knees,,,,,,

*should of put that better!


Lol.......

I know a few men that might like those services :p xx
#15
buy the stage and contact an agency
#16
2 pages...... and not a single MM reference.

I have heard of this before, they dressed him up like a smurf and took him round blackpool on a lead :lol:
#17
6 out of 7 dwarves arent happy


also a psychic dwarf has escaped from prison police says they looking for a small medium at large
#18
im 5ft 6 will i do
#19
While on the subject of dwarf's ,

there was drarf mugged the other day ...............................how can anyone stoop so low ??
#20
lols ITT
#21
She's not quite a dwarf, but I know a 40 year old 4'6" stripper. She's randy as a bunny on heat and quite mental, and her services will set you back around £200, but give me a shout if you're interested and I could give you some photos.
#22
this is one of the daftest threads ever lol!
#23
ricko
While on the subject of dwarf's ,

there was drarf mugged the other ...............................how can anyone stoop so low ??


lmao!
#24
MinstrelMan
2 pages...... and not a single MM reference.

I have heard of this before, they dressed him up like a smurf and took him round blackpool on a lead :lol:


MM could do it for you :) :whistling:
#25
dxx

PM'd you.

Thanks
#26
dxx
She's not quite a dwarf, but I know a 40 year old 4'6" stripper. She's randy as a bunny on heat and quite mental, and her services will set you back around £200, but give me a shout if you're interested and I could give you some photos.


I was going to ask if a male or a female "escort" was required because if the 'stag' is drinking all night he is going to want to empty his clog at some point (percy... porcelain... etc).

If the female stripper was available for the experience we may have to put her up to it.

BFN,

fp.
#27
at the end of the night will the stag have to say "will you go up on me?" :thumbsup:

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