A VERY ugly man walks into a bar with a big grin on his face,
and orders a draft beer.
'What are you so happy about?', asks the Bartender.
'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man.. 'As you know,
I live by the rail-road tracks. Well, on my way home from the bar,
I discovered a young woman tied to the tracks, just like in the films.
I, of course, went and cut her free, and took her back to my place.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time!
We made love all night,
all over the house. We did everything: me on top,
sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!'
'Fantastic, you lucky bastard!', exclaimed the Bartender.
Was she pretty?'
'Don't know. Never found the head."