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A VERY ugly man walks into a bar with a big grin on his face, and orders a draft beer. 'What are you so happy about?', asks the Bartender. 'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the … Read More
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7y, 7m agoPosted 7 years, 7 months ago
A VERY ugly man walks into a bar with a big grin on his face,



and orders a draft beer.



'What are you so happy about?', asks the Bartender.



'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man.. 'As you know,



I live by the rail-road tracks. Well, on my way home from the bar,



last night,



I discovered a young woman tied to the tracks, just like in the films.



I, of course, went and cut her free, and took her back to my place.



Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time!



We made love all night,



all over the house. We did everything: me on top,



sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!'



'Fantastic, you lucky bastard!', exclaimed the Bartender.



Was she pretty?'



'Don't know. Never found the head."
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7y, 7m agoPosted 7 years, 7 months ago
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#1
Its too early for jokes of that calibre! :)
banned#2
ahhhh gross
#3
awesome:w00t:
#4
eeeeew haha!

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