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Eight words or phrases with double meanings

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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing cricket without a box.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male....... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female..... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female..... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
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#1
Like it, made me giggle.
banned#2
lol :lol:

On another note I just did the instructions to see you avatar and it[COMM ERROR 51, message ended or deleted]
#3
ha, yes v good :p
#4
excellent
#5
:giggle:

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

Ohh that annoys me sooo much!! Why'd you do it guyssss?!?!!!!

:p

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