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Eight words with two meanings

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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...Any part under a car's hood. Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female...Fully opening up one's self emotiona… Read More
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7y, 6m agoPosted 7 years, 6 months ago
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...Any part under a car's hood.
Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female...Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male........Playing football with only three defenders.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female..The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male........Leaving a note before going up the pub with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female...A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female...A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female...An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male........A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female..The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.......Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female...A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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7y, 6m agoPosted 7 years, 6 months ago
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#1
Haha, that cheered me up on a freezong cold morning!!! Especially No.7!!
#2
Cheers i liked those Mike :thumbsup:
#3
Number 4 and 6 - imo v.funny - Thank You. :)
#4
How about:

9a RED
Female...Make of Car
Male........Colour

9b BLUE
Female...Make of Car
Male........Another Colour
#5
lol
repped!!
#6
Love number 2!
#7
:pHa HA
Well cheered up
#8
:giggle:
#9
lol, i liked 2 and 6
#10
:giggle: very good

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