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English language - Think liddle will like this !

alnbowes Avatar
7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
This took a lot of work to put together!!!


You think English is easy???

Read to the end . . . a new twist


1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce .

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present .

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?


Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England or French
fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted.
But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?



If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not
one amend?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and
get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?


If teachers have taught, have preachers not praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be
committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel
at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house
can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.


PS. - Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick' ?


You lovers of the English language
might enjoy this .

There is a two-letter word
that perhaps has more meanings than any other
two-letter word, and that is 'UP.'

It's
easy to understand
UP, meaning toward the sky or at
the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP and why are the
officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report ?


We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the
silver; we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old
car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble,
line UP for tickets, work UP an
appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.


And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixed
UP about UP
To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions. If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP . When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP...

When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP.

When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.

One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so......it is time to shut UP!

Oh . . . one more thing:



What is the first thing you do in the morning & the last thing you
do at night? U-P
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7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
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#1
starsparkle2311
lol, busy day at work?



I copied an pasted it :oops:

I'm not at work
#2
The dove dove - sounds like American to me...
#3
well english , american ....
#4
you've written something that wasnt written by yourself but you've now been pasted for having pasted the text that you will now text to everyone else . . .
#5
alnbowes;3689563
well english , american ....

different language altogether, like Urdu and hindi . . .:whistling:
#6
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#7
[SIZE="6"][FONT="Lucida Sans Unicode"][B]BUMP[/FONT][/SIZE][/B].....................................
#8
alnbowes;3689681
[SIZE=6][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][B]BUMP[/FONT][/SIZE][/B].....................................

you're asking for one ;-)
#9
i lol'd
#10
The English langauge is mental! Try teaching to foreigners!

Classic example, once know a teacher called Thomas Matthews. Nothing strange about that, but how does he explain to his students that the TH of Thomas is a HARD T sound and the TTH of Matthews is a SOFT T sound!!
#11
Trickyjabs
The English langauge is mental! Try teaching to foreigners!

Classic example, once know a teacher called Thomas Matthews. Nothing strange about that, but how does he explain to his students that the TH of Thomas is a HARD T sound and the TTH of Matthews is a SOFT T sound!!


what he said
#12
alnbowes
what he said


LOL, good answer! Bear in mind you speak English, so you understand the question!!!
#13
Trickyjabs
LOL, good answer! Bear in mind you speak English, so you understand the question!!!


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and illiteraate
#18
alnbowes
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and illiteraate


Were you being ironic with the 'aa'?
#19
Think liddle would have read by now :thumbsup:
#20
Trickyjabs
Were you being ironic with the 'aa'?


noooooooooooooooooooooo


(that was sarcaasm ):whistling:
#21
That is great!!
#22
did loddle read it?

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