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Ever been kicked in the ding ding?

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7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
Ouch.....
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7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
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#1
ding dong?
#2
:w00t: grab me and you will be :lol:
#3
yeah,alot
banned#4
does not hurt if you train with ironmind
#5
ding ding? - painful but you can survive anything but a direct hit.


balls? now that's an entirely different matter......................................
1 Like #6
Kicked in the Microwave?
#7
scrumpypaul
ding ding? - painful but you can survive anything but a direct hit.


balls? now that's an entirely different matter......................................


+1

getting hit in the sausage stings a bit

the fruity plums? AGONY. :roll:
#8
I wonder if it's more painful than childbirth?
#9
I had a paintball to the cap end not so long ago...

And I can confirm, it does put you down for a while.
#10
has anyone seen eddie murphy raw or delerious (cant remember which one) thats where i got it from..... 'and then he kicked him in the ding ding' .............. okaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy maybe not :oops:
#11
I heard a small bit firm flick hurts more with a man's balls that a full on kick?

It this true?
banned 1 Like #12
lfc_engravedonheart
has anyone seen eddie murphy raw or delerious (cant remember which one) thats where i got it from..... 'and then he kicked him in the ding ding' .............. okaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy maybe not :oops:


ice creaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

i want ice creaaammmmmm

was watching it two days ago both of em lol
#13
choclatepup
I heard a small bit firm flick hurts more with a man's balls that a full on kick?

It this true?


for later reference lol
banned#14
choclatepup
I heard a small bit firm flick hurts more with a man's balls that a full on kick?

It this true?


no no no no

theyre people with soft nuts
#15
Abvance
I wonder if it's more painful than childbirth?


typical bloke comment :p...... you tried pushing a watermelon out your end??? would you rather that or be kicked in the ding ding..... the latter probs causes less pain even afterwards :p
#16
kapows
ice creaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

i want ice creaaammmmmm

was watching it two days ago both of em lol


YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY :thumbsup: you want to eat some of my ice cream..... phsyc :lol: i LOVE it :thumbsup: you are fab :lol:
#17
starsparkle2311
lol:p


hello gorgeous, missed ya x x x
#18
lfc_engravedonheart
has anyone seen eddie murphy raw or delerious (cant remember which one) thats where i got it from..... 'and then he kicked him in the ding ding' .............. okaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy maybe not :oops:



You might actually be right:?

kapows
ice creaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

i want ice creaaammmmmm




Repped:thumbsup:
banned#19
lfc_engravedonheart
typical bloke comment :p...... you tried pushing a watermelon out your end??? would you rather that or be kicked in the ding ding..... the latter probs causes less pain even afterwards :p


do babies come out of poopoo holes?
banned#20
eddieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

what have you done for me latelyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
suspended#21
Having a Catheter removed - Worse than being kicked in the nuts
#22
DarkKnight
Having a Catheter removed - Worse than being kicked in the nuts


That didn't hurt me at all, I obviously had a very gentle nurse :lol:
#23
kapows
eddieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

what have you done for me latelyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


why is my tummy making that noise
coz you hungry b***h
#24
lfc_engravedonheart
tried pushing a watermelon out your end???


Kinky huh:o
#25
kapows
do babies come out of poopoo holes?


dunno but GI joe does get stuck up bumholes :?
#26
jtx
Kinky huh:o


HAHA or maybe not :lol:
#27
starsparkle2311
Hi Com, thanx, hope you're well :thumbsup::-D


Couldn't be better darlin x x x
banned 1 Like #28
lfc_engravedonheart
dunno but GI joe does get stuck up bumholes :?


you know a guy who calls his stick GI joe? :? :-D
#29
jtx
Kinky huh:o


u got me singing that stupid song now lol
suspended#30
rwm24
That didn't hurt me at all, I obviously had a very gentle nurse :lol:


You must have lol. having a tube with a baloon on the end of it pulled through your **** freaking hurts lol
1 Like #31
kapows
you know a guy who calls his stick GI joe? :? :-D


ROFL!!! no but my boys have them in the bath :oops:
banned#32
lfc_engravedonheart
why is my tummy making that noise
coz you hungry b***h


haha!

you know ur doing it right when the b**ch goes

oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooo

oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwohoo
#33
DarkKnight
You must have lol. having a tube with a baloon on the end of it pulled through your **** freaking hurts lol


I was basically unconscious when they put it in and I was on very strong pain killers when they took it out, I was just laying there watching tv and hardly noticed :-D
suspended#34
rwm24
I was basically unconscious when they put it in and I was on very strong pain killers when they took it out, I was just laying there watching tv and hardly noticed :-D


Oh, I didn't get any painkillers at that time :| damn lol
#35
kapows
haha!

you know ur doing it right when the b**ch goes

oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooo

oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwohoo


HAHAHA you have me creased!!

gonnie goo goo
#36
ClarityofMind
u got me singing that stupid song now lol


A kinky ding ding?
#37
jtx
A kinky ding ding?


my dingaling... my dingaling... I want you to... ;-)
#38
kapows
ice creaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

i want ice creaaammmmmm

was watching it two days ago both of em lol


the van came round ours a few weeks ago and my 12yr old son shouted that,one of his friends at school had to him to youtube it,not seen it for about 20yrs and made me want to see again
#39
ClarityofMind
my dingaling... my dingaling... I want you to... ;-)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKZcLEY2qEY&feature=related

:-D
#40
Once - and my thoughts and prayers will always be with his widow.

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