Anyone got any funny excuses?http://www.carling.co.uk/bored/excuses.html
GOT A GREAT EXCUSE TO STAY OUT A LITTLE LONGER?
THE BEST ONES WILL BE PRINTED ON BEER MATS!
'You know the situation - you're down the pub enjoying the banter and an ice cold Carling and suddenly you remember you should be somewhere else. When this happens there's only one thing for it - you need to come up with a great excuse to stay out a bit longer!
So, we're looking for the best excuses to stay out a little longer with your mates. We'll publish the best ones right here - and the really top excuses will be immortalised on beer mats in pubs and clubs up and down the country.
As always, there are some things to bear in mind - for example we won't publish anything rude or offensive. The excuse should be a maximum of 15 words. If we use your excuse on a drip mat we'll let you know and send you a pack! Our 'excuses department*' will be the judges, and their decision is final.
*the Carling team!