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[Expired] The Amazing Amazon Andywedge & Sigma Competition thread

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[mod] 6y, 1m agoPosted 6 years, 1 month ago
Hi Guys

As Christmas is the time of giving and peace and goodwill to all men, women and miscers, Sigma and I have decided to give our £2.50 Amazon vouchers (that we won by getting 3 Flamedeer's) away to two lucky HUKDers.

All we want you to do is come up with a HUKD Xmas carol/poem and we'll select what we think are the best two later tonight.

The poem/carol should have a maximum of 20 lines and contain no 'swear filter avoidance'. You can enter up to a maximum of three efforts each and we'll close the competition at midnight tonight.

Sigma and I will then carefully (after a bottle of Bailey's each) read through and pick one each (ie what we think are the best/funniest) and we'll then announce the winners and PM the codes over to you.

Good luck and Merry Christmas.

by the way everyone competition is over, thanks mods! farhadmaster was here.
- farhadmaster
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[mod] 6y, 1m agoPosted 6 years, 1 month ago
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3 Likes #1
Nice idea guys!

Twas the week before Christmas, when all through our home.
Not a gift was delivered, as we sat here alone.
The wrapping was ready, laid on the table with care.
In the hope that a present would soon be right there.

The credit cards were nestled in the wallets so snug.
Whilst visions of spending made me think 'what a mug'
And mamma in her shopping mall paying over retail price.
Should have come to HUKD and found something nice.

When out on the lawn there arose such a thud.
The postman has skidded, had his wheels stuck in mud.
Away to the window I flew like a flash.
Wanted to check that our presents were not smashed.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow.
We wondered if Santa might get stuck at Heathrow.
When. what to my wondering eyes should appear.
A special offer, a discount, and my free goods were here!

With a great broadband access, so lovely and quick.
Christmas shopping is sorted with a click, clickety-click.
So thanks to all the deal posters on this fab little site.
We might be in recession, but the future looks bright!

:)
6 Likes #2
HUKD is full of scammers
They are a total bunch of spanners
It is also full of moaners and groaners
And young lads who have never had a boner





Edited By: boothy on Dec 21, 2010 17:30
#3
thelioncub
Nice idea guys!

Twas the week before Christmas, when all through our home.
Not a gift was delivered, as we sat here alone.
The wrapping was ready, laid on the table with care.
In the hope that a present would soon be right there.

The credit cards were nestled in the wallets so snug.
Whilst visions of spending made me think 'what a mug'
And mamma in her shopping mall paying over retail price.
Should have come to HUKD and found something nice.

When out on the lawn there arose such a thud.
The postman has skidded, had his wheels stuck in mud.
Away to the window I flew like a flash.
Wanted to check that our presents were not smashed.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow.
We wondered if Santa might get stuck at Heathrow.
When. what to my wondering eyes should appear.
A special offer, a discount, and my free goods were here!

With a great broadband access, so lovely and quick.
Christmas shopping is sorted with a click, clickety-click.
So thanks to all the deal posters on this fab little site.
We might be in recession, but the future looks bright!

:)


should have a maximum of 16 lines

disqual :p
#4
Oh yes! I didn't read that bit! Whoops..
13 Likes #5
Dashing down the stairs,
To the PC oh we go!
Straight on HotUKDeals,
Oh no, oh no, oh no!

Bargains, bargains here,
Bargains, bargains there,
Whats going on in misc tonight?
There's cow dung everywhere!

Oh, lots of deals on HotUKDeals,
With moderators everywhere,
Sigma, Andy, ascottishbloke too,
Emma & ducky...where are you!?

Oh, lots of deals on HotUKDeals,
Christmas is nearly here...
So shutdown your old PC...
and have a Happy New Year!
1 Like #6
Well I didn’t get my third flamedeer,
So Christmas is ruined for me,
I had dreams of what I’d spend my winnings on,
The whole two pound fifty p.


LOL I have just found my third flamedeer - someone's watching over me :)


Edited By: Predikuesi on Dec 21, 2010 17:45: Flamedeer success
#7
thelioncub
Oh yes! I didn't read that bit! Whoops..


cool, now to sabotage everyone else AND come up with a cracker, then it'll be mine AAAALL MINE I TELL YA X)
banned 1 Like #8
rose are red
violets are blue
no prize for you
and no amazon token too
banned 3 Likes #9
in b4 DJ1 blows away all the competition.
#10
bykergrove
in b4 DJ1 blows all the competition.


hmmmm oO
7 Likes #11
T'was the week before Christmas
Outside was snow and icy.
Poor Chesso was sniffling,
Sitting, pitifully, at her PC.
She was suffering the flu.
Could be swine? Could be dicey?
But her red eyes were not viral.
Flamedeer had not popped up thricely.
So can she have the voucher please?
Andy and Sigma? She’s asking nicely!!


(Update - just got my voucher!! It was still a long and miserable day though;)

Edited By: chesso on Dec 21, 2010 17:50: update
banned 13 Likes #12
There once was a mod called Andy
Drunk a bottle of Baileys and got Randy
With Sigma by his side
He had a good ride
And his legs got incredibly Bandy
5 Likes #13
im not good at writing in rhyme
far better am I at having a whine
but i really think I deserve to win
coz on hukd all day ive been
sat on my butt stuffing my face with choc
while me the elusive 3rd flame deers mock
i've gained a few pound
and my ass has got round
i should be wrapping presents, decorating the tree
so set me free please and give the voucher to me
6 Likes #14
On Hot UK this time of year, there loads of deals for "liking"
That's because collectivly, we're known as pillaging vikings.
There are vouchers, codes, money off, and quidco to be had,
3 for 2's, and BOGOF deals, no need to be so sad.
And in the Misc the banter grows, of plans for Christmas day.
Intolerance shown by posters who, do things in their own way.
Now on this very shortest day, with eclipsing of the moon,
Will VB1 and ILP, ever get a room?
If you've read this poem, and you have since been moved,
A voucher must be on it's way, 'cos I'm admin approved.





BO BO BO! Lyrical Gangtsa Me.......... Scatman next!

Edited By: MinstrelMan on Dec 21, 2010 17:39
9 Likes #15
jingle bells, andywedge smells, it blew sigma away
oh what fun it is to fart, after brussel sprouts on christmas day
[mod]#16
michelleleemoo


should have a maximum of 16 lines

disqual

Aw, we'll allow up to 20 - not being a meaner at Xmas time :)


Edited By: andywedge on Dec 21, 2010 17:41
#17
andywedge
michelleleemoo


should have a maximum of 16 lines

disqual :p


Aw, we'll allow up to 20 - not being a meaner at Xmas time :)[/quote]


aaah pants :(
7 Likes #18
Christmas time is here again
Time to save some wonga
Log onto HUKD makes sense
We’ll do the cash back conga

Saving here and price glitch there
My shopping list gets done
A three for two and voucher code
Makes shopping much more fun

A place to share hot deals you’ve found
And vote them hot or cold
Plus a place to have a rant
Well that’s what I’ve been told

So gifts bought and wrapped
No more spending till Jan
OK, I’ll be back on tomorrow
As fast as I can!
4 Likes #19
Dont fight your way through the snow,
Log on to HUKD and away you go!
Ideas for presents and savings too,
Forget the shops and the hullabaloo!

Whether its deals or vouchers that you need,
The HUKD family will ensure you suceed.
If you need a break from the stress of it all,
Spend time in the misc & yule(!) have a ball!

HUKD members are worth their weight in gold,
All shapes and sizes, the young and the old
All of the members working together,
All year round whatever the weather!
2 Likes #20
I'm too ill and can't be bothered so good luck everyone X)


got my third one after posting this lol.

Edited By: kaks26 on Dec 21, 2010 18:18: cos I got the last one :o)
banned 4 Likes #21
alas poor amazon voucher
I didnt know him very well
is better to suffer the slings
and arrows of misk
than to suffer
the winter of our discount tents
he was a fine chap amazon voucher
but I never knew him at all*



* unless of course if you have been a member for two minutes and then you get a voucher
banned 2 Likes #22
£2.50 ha, you must be having a laugh, i know this is a hotdeals site but shove that up yer ****.

Comp was a joke, Reindeers were a fluke, you gave out about £17.50 you cheap skates make me puke.

if i get a 3rd reindeer i wont be back to see, ill be to busy whipping the second ones ass on my way to MSE.
#23
Hamsterway
by David das Schaf

There's a hamster who's sure
that his wheels goin' somewhere
But he's ridin' a wheel to nowhere.
If e'er he gets there he knows
If the stores are all closed
With a gasp, he will die from exhaustion.
Ooh, ooh and he's ridin' a wheeeel to nowhere.

There's a bottle on the wall
But he wants to press on
'cause you know sometimes wheels leave without you.
In a cage on the desk
There's a hamster who sweats
Sometimes all of our pets are cruel-hearted...
Ooh, it makes me nauseous
Ooh, it makes me nauseous

There's a feeling I get when I look at that wheel
And that hamster is crying for leaving
In his thoughts he has seen
a purpose to his scheme
And the spinning will drive him to madness.
Ooh, it makes me nauseous
Ooh, it really makes me nauseous

And it's whispered that soon
lest he stops actin' the loon
That the wheel will break down around him
And some new bones will break
For those who had steak (????)
And the owners will echo with laughter ("Stupid Hamster!")

If there's a hamster in your cage, now
Don't be alarmed. Wow!
Just take him out and caress him (oooo).

Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
The hamster will bless you if you save him.

Your hamster's running and he won't slow
In case you don't know
unless you call him to join you
Dear rodent, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know?
Your wheel's frikkin goin' nowhere.

And as he runs along that wheel
We can save him if we choose
All it takes is just a hand
To save that hamster from the damned
And if you listen very hard
That rat will speak to you at last
When all are one and one is all
When men and hamsters are equals!!
Then the brotherhood will stand!!
Rodents join hands throughout the land!!

And he's ridin a wheel...goin nowhere....
#24
We need some more Mods in here
too many bans, too many bans.

Yeah Yeah, I Bring the bargains out
its like boiling baby, we about branch out.

Im not afraid... to vote hot... everybody...
stop votin' cold... (stop votin' cold)

i whip my bargain back and forth
i whip my bargain back and forth

it was black friday on-a amazon ting
buh den wikileaks popped over
and destroyed that thing!

and i was like...

we need some more Mods in here
too many bans, too many bans.

we need some more Mods in here...


(10 Second Silence)


TOO MANY BANS, TOO MANY BANS!

peace out from the creator,
not teh fake imatatior!

This thread better be MOD Approved, Blud.
#25
Hamster O Hamster you are my greatest friend,
Hamster O Hamster I hope that we can be friends till the bitter end,
Hamster O Hamster i remeber that one day i almost lost you,
Hamster O Hamster it just happend as soon as i got you,
Hamster O Hamster i rember when you scurried around that petstore floor,
Hamster O Hamster i also remember how u almost ran out that door,
Hamster O hamster it waz close u almost died,
Hamster O Hamster my mom almost cried,
Hamster O Hamster but i shut that door,
Hamster O Hamster picked u up off that floor,
Hamster O Hamster I took u home and who knew,
Hamster O Hamster that u had eyes of blue and i knew
Hamster O Hamster that me and u would be friends forever
Hamster O Hamster
suspended#26
Boobs, boobs, boobs.
You're all a bunch of noobs.
I've got a flu, so i'm off to poo.
Let's hope it's not in cubes.
1 Like #27
Mchampster

You are wondering why i attack
the fast food that makes us "ack!"
I believe they serve us meat,
of hampster cheesburger treat.

Save the hampsters!
[mod] 3 Likes #28
hukd is still broken
are they having a laugh
their giving out vouchers worth two and a half


Multis are plenty
scamming the rooms
i paid by bank transfer
its all doom and gloom

along comes andy
in his hamster wheel
im sorry andy
ive pm'med the deal

after a while the users suspended
actually your banned im quite offended
and sigma's fixed the link that should of been mended!

merry christmas from hotukdeals, good to see andys still running around on his hamster wheel













Edited By: goonertillidie on Dec 21, 2010 18:23: finishing innit
#29
oh christmas deals oh christmas deals
i wish that i could find you
oh hot UK deals, oh hot UK deals,
i really need to thankyou!
you give me loads, when others give none
just let me win somethin' on here
Oh hot Uk deals, oh hot UK deals
oh how can i ever thankyou

Go the Mods ! :)

Happy Christmas to one and all
3 Likes #30
Attempt number 1

Waddup misk this poem gwarn be wack.
Its crimbo time, which means santa and his sack.
He'll get tipsy on all the sherry and wine
But don't fret you'll still get your presents on time
The january sales are near once again,
Where the mothers with their prams come out to fight
But I'd rather stay on hukd and buy a fleshlight


Boooya :p
2 Likes #31
kaks26
I'm too ill and can't be bothered so good luck everyone X)


poor effort Kaks, it needs to be longer & it doesn't rhyme :p
banned 1 Like #32
Sending PM to DJ1 now...
1 Like #33
kaks26
I'm too ill and can't be bothered so good luck everyone X)got my third one after posting this lol.
I know exactly how you feel.

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii78/chesso_photos/animated%20smilies/malade-au-lit.gif

Glad you got the last flaming deer. :D
#34
All I want for christimas is poooooooooo.
[mod] 7 Likes #35
Whilst on HUKD looking for some Booze
i happened on the Misc and they sent me some nudez
The rush of delight soon turned into horror
No more please you mingers at least till tomorrow
#36
vibeone
Sending PM to DJ1 now...


Subscribed.
[helper]#37
vibeone
Sending PM to DJ1 now...

Thats one of the prizes gone then......X)
#38
Syzable
Whilst on HUKD looking for some Booze i happened on the Misc and they sent me some nudez The rush of delight soon turned into horrorNo more please you mingers at least till tomorrow

FORWARD OR YOU'RE LYING.
[mod] 1 Like #39
MinstrelMan
Syzable
Whilst on HUKD looking for some Booze i happened on the Misc and they sent me some nudez The rush of delight soon turned into horrorNo more please you mingers at least till tomorrow


FORWARD OR YOU'RE LYING.


You want them back??? oO
#40
Syzable
MinstrelMan
Syzable
Whilst on HUKD looking for some Booze i happened on the Misc and they sent me some nudez The rush of delight soon turned into horrorNo more please you mingers at least till tomorrow


FORWARD OR YOU'RE LYING.


You want them back??? oO


LMAO :)

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