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Facts of Life

skusey Avatar
8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you

would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee .

(Hardly seems worth the effort.)

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If you f*rted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)


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The human heart creates enough
pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)


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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)


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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)


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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home ,maybe at work)


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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates s*x by ripping the male's head off.
('Honey, I'm home What the... ?!')


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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length
of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)


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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)


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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)


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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)


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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


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Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)


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A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)


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Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)


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Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)


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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have s*x for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
skusey Avatar
8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
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#1
"Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)"

huh are they really. :? how odd.

very interesting
banned#2
I dont like the elephant bit, just imagine a pair of happy jumpy elephants .... lol

nice collection matey
#3
Dell_in_the_bed
I dont like the elephant bit, just imagine a pair of happy jumpy elephants .... lol

nice collection matey

:w00t: unless theyre iccle cute heffalumps
#4
thats it, my cat is coming to the next party i hit :-D
#5
** Changes her name from pcnutta to I WANT TO BE A PIG"

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