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A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said. She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a nor… Read More
MikeL Avatar
7y, 8m agoPosted 7 years, 8 months ago
A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.
She was awake, so he examined her.
"You'll be fine," he said.
She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"
The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.
"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."
MikeL Avatar
7y, 8m agoPosted 7 years, 8 months ago
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#1
I dont get it? :-D
#2
Seems like a perfectly valid question to me.
#3
Celticsun
Seems like a perfectly valid question to me.


Me too :)

Mike???? Whats goin on :) x:-D
#4
Blond man coming round from being under anaesthetic mumbles groggily with a mask on his face,
"Are my testicles black?"
"What?" asks the nurse.
"Are my testicles black?"
"No, nobody was near them."
"Could you just check and see?"
The nurse lifts up the sheet and has a look and a prod about.
"No, everything's as it should be."
By now the patient is fully alert and the mask is off of his face.
"Nurse," he says, "for the last time - are my test results back?"

:whistling:
#5
ClarityofMind
I dont get it? :-D


Being a BLONDE bombshell, I'm not surprised you don't :-D
#6
kyalion
Being a BLONDE bombshell, I'm not surprised you don't :-D


:whistling:;-)
1 Like #7
cannyscot
Blond man coming round from being under anaesthetic mumbles groggily with a mask on his face,
"Are my testicles black?"
"What?" asks the nurse.
"Are my testicles black?"
"No, nobody was near them."
"Could you just check and see?"
The nurse lifts up the sheet and has a look and a prod about.
"No, everything's as it should be."
By now the patient is fully alert and the mask is off of his face.
"Nurse," he says, "for the last time - are my test results back?"

:whistling:


lol.....

I have a TRUE story....

On giving birth to my third child-- a lovely blonde haired blue eyed lil girl-- ( who was born while I was standing up and trying to walk from one side of the room to the other ) she came out deep dark purple from all the squishing almost black...

And my ex-husband ( who was also blonde ) said.... " OMG... That's not my child!!! "


:roll::oops:
1 Like #8
ClarityofMind
lol.....

I have a TRUE story....

On giving birth to my third child-- a lovely blonde haired blue eyed lil girl-- ( who was born while I was standing up and trying to walk from one side of the room to the other ) she came out deep dark purple from all the squishing almost black...

And my ex-husband ( who was also blonde ) said.... " OMG... That's not my child!!! "


:roll::oops:


PAH !! You call that a story? Beloved will vouch for me on this one.
When our 2nd chld was born, midwife hands me the partially wrapped child and congratulates me and Beloved. I shout at Beloved "It's another boy!!!" to which midwife says "No it isn't, that's the umbilical cord" A proper Del-Boy moment. :oops:
#9
kyalion;6847010
PAH !! You call that a story? Beloved will vouch for me on this one.
When our 2nd chld was born, midwife hands me the partially wrapped child and congratulates me and Beloved. I shout at Beloved "It's another boy!!!" to which midwife says "No it isn't, that's the umbilical cord" A proper Del-Boy moment. :oops:

Both stories hilarious!!

Unmarried Irish girl goes home and tells parents that she is pregnant.
Mother faints.
Father asks, "Are you sure it's yours?"
#10
kyalion
PAH !! You call that a story? Beloved will vouch for me on this one.
When our 2nd chld was born, midwife hands me the partially wrapped child and congratulates me and Beloved. I shout at Beloved "It's another boy!!!" to which midwife says "No it isn't, that's the umbilical cord" A proper Del-Boy moment. :oops:


lol my ex-husband REALLY did do the " Is it a BOY or a GIRL??"

"It's a BABYYY!!!" :-D

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