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Fancy a bit of 'hows your Father' tomorrow?

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Then lob one of these poems into her card and...Bobs your uncle. 1) Valentine, you often come to mind; Youre a terrific person, one of a kind. Im sending this poem, because I want to say Im thin…
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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
Then lob one of these poems into her card and...Bobs your uncle.

1) Valentine, you often come to mind;
Youre a terrific person, one of a kind.
Im sending this poem, because I want to say
Im thinking of you on Valentines Day!

2) On Valentines Day,
when I think of the people
I care about and value,
you are at the top of the list.
Like a rainbow
glistening through the rain,
like a glowing green spring
after a cold gray winter,
you are a joy and a delight,
Like a good book, a cozy fire,
or a cup of cocoa (with marshmallows),
you are a comfort to me.
I appreciate you.
Happy Valentines Day!

3) Special people are on my mind
Each year on Valentines Day,
The exceptional ones who mean to me
More than I can say.
I respect you and admire you,
And I just want you to know
Youve made a difference in my life
And I want to tell you so.
Valentine, you are a gem;
You fill my life with joy and pleasure;
With all you give and all you do,
Youre a very special treasure.
I really like the person you are;
Youre a class act, in every way;
I care about you, and I hope you have
A very happy Valentines Day!

4) From the moment we talked, I started to get
Feelings of hunger that couldn't be met,
Like feelings that come when I see yummy pies,
Well, I get those feelings when I look in your eyes.
The thought of your lips makes my mouth start to water,
'Cause they remind me of barbecue more than they oughter.
Your skin, your hair, and the rest of you brings
Thoughts of chocolate chip cookies and other good things.
When you're near you provide scrumptious food for my soul.
You nourish me, sweetheart; You make me whole.
Keep me satisfied, stay close or I'll pine.
I sure get hungry thinking of you, Valentine!
Be mine, and let's nourish each other!

5) On Valentines Day, the day of affection,
My thoughts naturally turn in your direction.
I think of many things, big and small
That youve given to me and given your all.
You see me always in the kindest light;
Youre a glow in my life, golden and bright.
Im thankful for the happy ties that bind
Me to you in our family, and Id like to remind
You of all the special memories I treasure.
Having you in my life is nothing but pleasure!
Youre a walking example of how to live,
How to share, how to teach, how to love, how to give.

(for the younger ones ie; BJ1)
6) Every day I come to school;
I spend a lot of time
Learning all the things you teach,
Which is the reason Im
Sending you this Valentine;
Its meant to let you know
Im happy youre my teacher
And I want to tell you so!

7) On Valentine's Day we think of those
Who make our lives worthwhile,
Those gracious, friendly people who
We think of with a smile.
I am fortunate to know you,
That's why I want to say,
To a rare and special person:
Happy Valentine's Day!
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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
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#1
Too many words man!
#2
MinstrelMan
Too many words man!


they are individual ones:oops:
#3
Still seems like a lot of work, I'll just roll over and prod her see if that works
#4
MinstrelMan
Still seems like a lot of work, I'll just roll over and prod her see if that works


i wont even get that from my husband lol
#5
Infact scrap that it's her turn to get up with little one
banned#6
corriessvk
i wont even get that from my husband lol


Maybe not with his finger!!! :w00t:
#7
guv
Maybe not with his finger!!! :w00t:

That what I was getting at LOL
#8
guv
Maybe not with his finger!!! :w00t:


lol.. i wish
#9
got a better one

roses are red
your panties are lace
why not remove them
and sit on my face

ha ha ha my mate just text'd me that for the mrs
#10
T05hie
got a better one

roses are red
your panties are lace
why not remove them
and sit on my face

ha ha ha my mate just text'd me that for the mrs


lol I like it.

Everyone loves a bit of filth..... :-D (I dont care who they are)

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