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Fancy a quickie?

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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
Q: What do you call a woman with a sinking ship on her head?
A: Mandy Lifeboats!

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A: Beatrix Potter!

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A: Rory!

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A: Laurie!

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A: Pete!

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A: Phantom of the Oprah!

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A: Kung Flu!

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A: Bob!

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A: A Mouseketeer!

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A: Claude Bottom
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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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#1
Lol - like the last one :thumbsup:
#2
brilliant !

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