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MikeL Avatar
6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
All you need to know about 'Farts' see next post for link
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6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
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#2
Hahahaha
I feel educated now!!!!!
banned#3
apparently drinking grape fruit juice can make your farts smell like fresh roses
banned#4
At what time of day is a gentleman most likely to fart?

A gentleman is mostly likely to fart first thing in the morning, while in the bathroom. This is known as "morning thunder," and if the gentleman gets good resonance, it can be heard throughout the household.
#5
grape juice??
We can say bye bye to air wick then......... ;)
#6
guv
At what time of day is a gentleman most likely to fart?

A gentleman is mostly likely to fart first thing in the morning, while in the bathroom. This is known as "morning thunder," and if the gentleman gets good resonance, it can be heard throughout the household.


Always the best fart of the day IMO guv :lol:

Closely followed by the "Nightly Lift & Drop". This is the fart that you let rip in the bed and lift and drop the duvet to make it waft you up the kisser.

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